A LITTLE DISCIPLINE FOR MY PET GENIUS

baby need smoko

*unhallows your ween*

Faith No More on Nulle Part Ailleurs, 1997 X

slightly less broke: I wonder if watching the batshit world of comic books get sanitized for anodyne mass consumption is what it felt like to live in some newly-conquered Roman province and watch all your local deities get turned into different names for Jupiter

Horseshoe Crabs have existed for hundreds of millions of years, and have changed very little since their bodies are a very efficient armor! And if you’re worried that they will get stuck if they land on their backs, they can use their long tails to right themselves up! If you do see an overturned horseshoe crab and want to set it right- don’t pick it up by the tale. Pick it up on the sides of its shells.  

Goodboy takes the train

you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield

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