baadeo

Ok ma'am have you tried jacking it off and on again

peeing clear or clearly peeing

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

What do you do for a living? What is your job?

why must we network. isn't my kindness and willingness to try to be better everyday enough?

Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time