rice

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

not enough flat chested queens out there. start sanding.

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time