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Listen I love b99 but this fandom has become what it used to hate

oh the tea is piping HOT today

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blondehiggs

#Get you a husband/hype man like Jake Peralta.

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saiasus

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

books-and-cookies

this was honestly a religious experience

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i’ve watched that video so many times now that i realized andy has fiji water when everyone else has costco water

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brooklyn (19)99

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thtdamfangirl4

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

gregwuzhere

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

iampikachuhearmeroar

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

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Y’all think Jake is bi??

who doesn’t at this point

dailyb99gifs

Could you divulge to your followers this new blog for b99? it's called b99-stuff*tumblr*com, and I post icons, headers, lockscreens, anything related to b99. thanks!

Of course!

Dear followers, if you’re looking for a new blog to follow, please check out @b99-stuff for everything related to b99!

becughmitchell

- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

antique-scarecrow

#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together #and it feels aUTHENTIC

amystiago

I’m about to monologue, son.

requested by anonymous

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HONK!

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i would die for gina

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joanna knowing we all thirst over andy is the biggest dick energy ever like she’s really just MARRIED to him and being like “oh yeah people think you’re hot” her POWER

nessa007

“January 14th, 2014. Detectives Peralta and Santiago conducted survaillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton St. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.”

“Jake.”

“The night you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.”

moon-covey

For the last five years, all I’ve done is give a hoot about you, and what you think, gave a hoot about you as a boss, gave a hoot about you as a mentor, I gave a hoot about you as a friend! — She gave so many hoots. — Not anymore! After the way you’ve acted and what you’ve just said to Jake, I don’t give a hoot what you think, and I really don’t give a hoot if you decide to quit the NYPD, so do it!

youngsamberg

I love how popular b99 is now but I keep thinking back to when they were only on like season 2 and I kept telling all my friends to watch it and no one listened to me and now those same people are talking about how they want to start b99 because they've seen so many funny clips 😑 like y'all could've listened to me 4 years ago lmfaoo

hahahaha tell me about it

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supersuperfluous

underrated brooklyn 99 line #7839: when holt tells rosa that marshawn lynch is a witness and rosa says “marshawn lynch?? the football player?” and holt says “i don’t know his hobbies”

castielsfeatheredballs

The thing about Jake and Amy’s relationship is that there are no annoying tropes such as “chasing obsessively after each other” because they are both using up all of their Stalker EnergyTM to pursue Ray Holt’s Dad Approval and I think it’s beautiful

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