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I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home

womanhood is like. *has a dream about being stalked* *has a complicated relationship with ur mother* *writes poetry in the notes app* *is antagonized purposely by male coworker* *looks in the mirror for a long time* *shares knowing looks with ur female friends* *shares everything w your female friends* *has a dream about your mothers trauma* *shares trauma with every woman alive* *avoids looking in the mirror*

raccoons and their… little hands

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions