Meme-Loving fuck

if i don’t see a “It’s finally christmas … finally here … christmas …” edit in two days i’m going to punch a spaghetti

HoHo’s Bizarre Advent

Santa’s Crusaders

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

vanilla ice: Lord DIO, I’m afraid you have misheard young Giorno. He actually says there’s mobsters under his bed. *under the bed* mista: Eyyyyy pally what’s da big idea?? abbacchio: Turn out dat light. I’m sleepin’ ‘ere. narancia: BADA BING BADA BOOM! fugo: FUGGEDABOUT IT.