Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Max “apparently freaking psychic” Kruemcke
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Max “apparently freaking psychic” Kruemcke

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Time is a social construct.
When theres more sweat then pants
regret.mp4
“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”
invader zim filmed this
Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
that context makes is 10000X funnier
THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY. RECOGNIZE.
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only time i will ever reblog family guy
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Had the fun conversation with my grandma right before I left from visiting. "Its been many years since I've had respect for my dad." "Hes your dad so you should respect him." "Respect is earned. I love my dad, I love my family, but respect is not a given."

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I’M DEAD
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom
@andrewtheconfusedmemefuck
I am cry
this was the weirdest movie ever.
shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time
A prediction for the new Avengers movie (and every subsequent Marvel movie thereafter)
There’s a few scenes where they’re all mad at each other and it hampers their teamwork
Just when the Avengers are at their lowest, they uncover something that was forgotten/not thought of that allows them to one-up the villain built up in the last movie
The villain falls, something something to make you feel all bad even though the villain getting one upped was probably unequivocally a good thing
The scenes where all the Avengers were mad at each other resolve and everyone hugs it out
As a result of their actions or the actions of the previous villain, a new villain rises to prominence as a cliffhanger
4-5 solo hero movies follow that you HAVE to see or else you won’t understand why Moon Knight is in Avengers 5
Rinse and repeat ad nauseum
Bonus points if there’s plenty of queerbaiting, which of course there will be
Congrats you quoted the heros journey
Wool isn't soft
Someone somewhere: *plays that one ukulele cord*
Adventure Time fans:
It’s still Too Soon, man.

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Thor’s intelligence is often overlooked.
Okay but for real though.
Like, I could come up with a bunch of examples of Thor being hella smart, but let’s go with the most obvious one in this movie.
Thor specifically told the Guardians NOT to go to Knowhere. He told them they wouldn’t be able to stop Thanos from getting the Reality Stone anyway, and knew 100% that he needed to be more powerful to face him.
Not only was he right in the sense that, with Stormbreaker, he came super close to defeating Thanos with all 6 Stones, but also, if the Guardians had all gone with him to Nidavellir instead, Thanos wouldn’t have captured Gamora, he wouldn’t have found the Soul Stone, and he would’ve had to face the Avengers AND the Guardians on earth with one less Stone.
Moral of the story: Thor is INCREDIBLY smart and 100% knows what he’s doing, and people need to start paying attention to him more.
Thor was an arrogant spoiled brat who did not think his actions through in the first movie. And since then he has learned and grown as a person. He doesn’t make such rash decisions now. He considers others. He’s grown up from the kid we first saw him as, and this movie showed a lot of proof of that. His people were just wiped out in front of him and he wants revenge, but he doesn’t charge in foolishly and expect to win just on his own strength. He knows he needs more so he goes and gets that rather than wasting any time.
Life Lessons from Adventure Time.
One of the most deep moments in Adventure Time. Peace.
Goodbye my friend.
“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”
FINALLY!

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I haven’t seen this posted yet but it gave me chills. (Credit to grable424 on YouTube)
This is everything.
the only acceptable reason
#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
TITTY 2 BOMB
Bra size: C4
I remember seeing this for the first time thinking, "Where her boobs that ridiculous before? Is this the first time they have made moment luke this?" 2 secobds later.."ohhhhh, yea ok im not tripping"