but you are not here to see it.

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

i graduated from scholomance with a degree in phylacteries

clit just twitched. danger nearby

she fecundate my coitus until I conclude

you never realize how much tumblr alters even your most basic conversational vernacular and I don't mean "that's my blorbo" level discourse I mean I made the comment "oh that is an entire human man" around someone who is very offline and they went "😂😂😂 What? An entire human? LOL!"

oh my fucking god it doesn’t matter if there’s a trans character in the blood libel harry potter game because the profits from that game are going to be used to further the eradication of trans rights in the uk im literally begging people to use their brains for once

not spending sixty quid on the Antisemitic Game That Funds Transphobia is literally the bare fucking minimum in allyship and some of you can’t even manage that

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

we have to bring back art deco like right now

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race