An Angel

Apologies for my absence. Been busy with work.

Seek out a significant other who is one of a kind. Find yourself the type of man who will see a mouse in your bookshop and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer.

You’ve not seen a real unbalanced power dynamic until you’ve met a pair in which only half of the party has a last name.

Some of you all have never had to put an end to armageddon, and it shows.

Drink a pinot noir out of an antique grail and a curly straw in the shower as The Lord intended.

In case you’ve forgotten: you are important. The world, however chaotic it may be, would most certainly not be the same without you-- and, though it might have been difficult, you are a stronger person for making it through this year. (I should know-- I’ve made it through quite a few of them!) 

Got discorporated at Costco for inappropriate content today lads. 

I’ve found that deeming things that minorly inconvenience oneself “homophobic” is a trend/popular joke on this website. So, here goes— uninviting me from the yearly Murder Mystery Dinner Party via email due to completely unfounded claims that I am “bad at acting” and “too dramatic” is homophobic.

That newfangled Tumblr robot has decided to delete every blog with bad content. I for one will miss Crowley’s internet presence greatly.

I’ve been recieving offers from total strangers on The Internet as of late, asking if I “want to have some fun” and insisting that I “click here”. And while I’m quite alright with the friends I’ve already got (thank you very much), I am beginning to understand how you all manage to befriend each other online!