SincereQueer

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

that one hit me where i live

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

being an autistic freak pervert is all fun and games until your coworkers try to make small talk with you

“creature turns human to fuck” is coward shit. do a creature that looked human to exist in society but reverts to their real form to fuck you

that's the "step-" of monsterfuckery. Cowards!

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked my 15th century knight and he's got a big fucking lance and he's charging at full speed in your direction fuck you