one(1) whole shitpost

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

hyperfixating on voltron in 2024. scrolling the klance tag in 2024. i need to be shot and killed

You can bug me about anything, really. I read all the asks, and as long as it’s asking a question or requesting something, I WILL eventually get to it. Sometimes the brain doesnt work tho so it may be a hot minute sorry!

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

Roll call, who wants to see the meanest thing I've ever seen on Etsy

Me

I AM LIVID

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

​this worked last night lets go for round two

i wish my skin was flawless so i could just put on some lipgloss and Go