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The thing they don’t tell you about Glass Onion is that you will see Daniel Craig’s Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in the bathtub within the first ten minutes

Make me president I’ll make it so everyone named Hannah cannot rhyme their name with ‘banana’ when they make a new username. Or else they go to prison for life

So you’re going to ban Hannahs ?

Thin ice motherfucker fucker

im a little bit like if you made a girl out of boyfriend material. But you did it wrong

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

Yes, I’m a gamer, but there’s so much more to me than that - I’ve also seen a film.

is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years

hey man it’s very cisgender in here. Can someone open a window or something

hello to all of my colleagues here on tumblr dot com; currently the largest academic strike in history is happening across the university of california system with 48,000 academic workers on the picket line. if you’re interested in showing your support for this historic action, you can donate to the official hardship fund of UAW 2865, UAW 5810, and student researchers united-UAW here

I do and it works actually

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

Trying to maintain my swagful whimsy and optimism rn in the face of an anti-whimsy society

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations