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nico: "every dream needs a team" i would've preferred reading 'every team needs a hero' or something cause we're celebrating lewis here, rather than every dream needs a team crofty: (blah blah explains why you can't win without the team) nico: ...ok. 😶 no i just think it's kinda about lewis this weekend.
nico rosberg, Abu Dhabi 24, lewis hamilton's final race with mercedes
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if I was a music critic I would be like hmmm yeah this song is pretty good however it was a major oversight of them to leave in that one part that kind of sounds like my mom calling my name from across the house
LOU YOU LOVEABLE BASTARD
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my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce’s illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn’t stay in touch with
Brad grew up a totally normal kid, went to college, joined a frat, and decided to get in touch with Bruce, who now has an awkward situation on his hands
now the other Batkids have to deal with fucking Brad Wayne, whose normalacy is absolutely insufferable... he tells Dick to try yoga and suggests that Tim will sleep better if he gets more exercise... Bruce goes out of town and Brad decides it’s time to throw a house party with his frat friends
he’s so good
All of Brad’s Bat-siblings are absolutely unprepared to deal with him. They can’t handle it. They can’t even hate him properly, even Damien, because he’s just... he’s not even... he’s just Some Guy™️!
They’re all braced for the inevitable reveal that he’s a villain, an imposter, or an interloper there to usurp the Wayne fortune or spy on Batman. They have all sorts of plans to foil his schemes and the only thing they’re not able to prepare for is the fact that he’s just. Brad. He’s not a bad guy, but he’s not a saint, either—his problems are just so mundane, so ordinary.
They TRY to understand what his life is like, but how are they supposed to relate to someone who doesn’t text back because he’s hungover or his phone died, not because he’s tied up in a death trap somewhere being menaced by someone in a Halloween costume?
No one’s ever tried to ritually sacrifice him before and it shows.
Does he know they are the batfam? Or does he just think it is so cool that his dad has adopted all these kids that needed a home?
Oh he has no idea. Brad didn’t grow up in Gotham and isn’t really familiar with its culture, so he thinks it’s an ordinary city with ordinary problems (presumably there’s still a concept of ‘ordinary’ in the DCU).
When someone tries to tell him he laughs it off. Maybe one of his friends asks him about the popular rumor that Bruce Wayne is Batman, but he’s never even contemplated the possibility. Later he’s trying to coax Dick into playing beer pong and loudly tells the story to party guests as a funny anecdote. He thinks the whole concept of Batman is hilarious. Maybe he makes up stories about seeing Batman to impress his family and make himself sound cool.
Eventually though some bad guy who wants a huge ransom is going to kidnap Brad. What happens then? Does Batman call in a favor to one of the other members of the Justice League or does Damien go out and rescue his brother and tell him he’s the most useless of all his brothers because he’s so ordinary? Because you know if anyone is going to blab it’s going to be Damien.
Brad gets kidnapped and Steph and/or Cass rescue him in costume.
Later, in Wayne Manor, he tells his family all about how the Batgirls were totally flirting with him and how he managed to take out a few of the bad guys all by himself.
Brad Wayne: “Hey, do you guys think Batman fucks? Like, you think he has ever gotten laid?”
Dick, stiffly: “Um. Yes. I think so.”
Brad: “Really? Guy sounds like a turbo-virgin to me. I mean, he fights crime in a fursuit! Come on!”
Tim: “I have it on reasonable authority that Batman fucks. Unfortunately.”
Steph: “Hey, Damian. Penny for your thoughts?”
Frat Kid Brad Wayne
Brad: “Bro do you remember what Robin used to wear, back when we were kids? With like, those little feathery booty shorts?”
Dick: “Scaled. Not feathery. He wore an armored leotard.”
Brad: “Nah, man, they were totally feathery! ‘Cause robins have feathers. I never really understood that—why would Batman’s sidekick be themed after a songbird? Robins aren’t scary. They don’t fight crime, and they don’t come out at night. Why not ‘Batboy’ or ‘Owlkid’ or something?”
Dick: “I’m pretty sure Robin’s schtick was based off Robin Hood the outlaw, not the bird. That’s why he wore green, and had a uniform cleverly blending medieval costumery with, uh, acrobatic attire.”
Brad: “Whatever. I’m just saying, it was weird.”
Dick: “Not really? Look up classic strongman costumes and historical illustrations of Robin Hood. Or Google Jules Leotard.”
Brad: “But the bare legs! The pixie boots! Why would Batman let him wear that? It’s creepy.”
Dick: “It wasn’t! Look. It was a different time. In context, that costume was obviously heroic. Besides, he was a little kid. I’m sure he’d wear something different now.”
Jason: “Yeah, but didn’t he keep wearing the short pants until he was old enough to vote? I’m pretty sure I remember that Robin wearing the pixie boots through college... he must have spent a fortune getting his legs waxed. I think I’d die before I’d do that.”
Dick: “This is Gotham. People do weirder things all the time.”
Brad: “Haven’t there been a lot of Robins? What happens to them? Do they die and Batman just hopes no one will notice when they’re replaced?”
Dick: “I—”
Jason: “I think that’s exactly what happens. He’s probably got a whole cellar full of dead Robins.”
Brad: “Seriously? You really don’t think any of the lady villains are hot? Not even Poison freaking Ivy?”
Dick: “Nope. Not my type.”
Jason: “You heard it here first, folks—Dick Grayson is not into redheads or bondage.”
Dick: “She kills people, Ja—”
Brad: “What about the Batgirls? There’s the red-haired one, the blonde one, the one in all black... and... Batwoman? Is that all of them? Wasn’t there also a girl Robin or two?”
Dick: “I’m... not sure this is a respectful conversation to be having.”
Babs: “Oh, no, I always thought the red-haired Batgirl was foxy as hell. Wouldn’t you agree, Dick? I’d let her top me any day.”
Jason: “Dick’s right. This is getting weird and kind of misogynist.”
Steph: “I like the strong, silent type. Definitely the second Batgirl.”
Cass: “Blonde.”
Brad: “Batgirl or the girl Robin?”
Cass: “Both. At once.”
Brad: “Personally I like older women. I’d date Batwoman in a heartbeat.”
Babs: “I don’t think you’re her type.”
Brad: “What? ‘Cause I’m a jock?”
Babs: “Mm. Probably because you button your shirts on the right side.”
My pencil... *ahem* Slipped...
Also, further heartcanon - Brad's favorite superhero is Superman.
*Clark comes over to the manor*
Brad: BRO BRO BRO BROTATO CHIP ABROHAM LINCOLN BROMEO BROMIDE BRO *He grabs Dick, Tim, and Damien to the window* BRO THAT'S SUPERMAN DOWN THERE BRO BROS I'M HAVING A BROGASM RIGHT NOW DO YOU THINK HE'LL SIGN MY WEIGHTS?!
(God, I hope my coworker never finds this.)
(So thx to OP reblogging this, my coworker knows I have a Tumblr and an AO3 account so I'm partially dead inside.) The good news is that Brad Wayne is the Most Popular Topic at work today and I have no self control, so
Long live Brad Wayne.
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
Scenes From A Marriage | 💏🏻 HONEYMOONERS Felix & Oliver · dir. Emerald Fennell · Saltburn (2023)
The hand on the thigh makes me absolutely FERAL
"i don't know what you are. but i do know you... you make my fucking blood run cold."
felix & oliver / strangers - ethel cain
the way all of saltburn could’ve been avoided if felix just fucked oliver like…once
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Everyone on here talking about Stiles mpreg but let's think this through. What makes more sense, that Stiles carried Derek's baby to term and left forever? Or that Stiles knocked Derek up unknowingly on their single hookup where they both got so awkward afterward not able to express their feelings that he left for 15 years to avoid it and Derek was too self sacrificing to tell Stiles and became a single dad? And Derek, Mr. Strange werewolf biology who aside from general werewolf shit like aging differently and shifting, can also fully turn his body into an actual wolf. Now who is more likely to have this baby? A seemingly cis male human like Stiles? Or Werewolf Derek with his already strange werewolf biology?
ryan referring to him and shane as “mom and dad” 😭
the parentification of ryan and shane needs to be studied
Listen you can go on forever about how Scorsese's Catholic upbringing informs his poetryal of Audrey's wrestling with his own internal demons and guilt regarding his relationship with Goncharov but why isn't anyone talking about his use of the slow zoom and lighting techniques in regards to Katya and feminine rage????
honestly Andrey’s betrayal gave me actual chills so here’s a screenshot redraw
Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod
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i Need to ingest this
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I hope tumblr comes back man Twitter makes me super anxious
immortal_amc: Filmin' that one scene wasn't nearly as romantic as it looked. #IWTV
This is so painfully funny.
