aylashelly

Definitely witches.

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

apparently sometimes bees sleep in flowers and that makes me so happy like i can rest well knowing that there’s a bee out there sleeping in a flower.

“I sold an hour of my life for $13” doesn’t sound nearly as good as “I make $13/hour.”

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

xoxo

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

maybe im the bad boy

actual devil spawn 

hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadn’t gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesn’t reflect your character. you’re all wonderful and I’m here for u