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i can’t, i’m still working in south africa, dude. well, thanks, i’m just hoping everyone likes the movie when it comes out. yeah ? damn, i knew getting ripped would be a turn on for everyone ! she won’t kill me though; she loves me too much to even think about it. but being in heaven with my boy is romantic as fuck. i miss you too, ty, we’ll be home soon enough. i meant, like, all crying in general. i’m not just talking about the bad crying.

JUSTIN: you can tell that story

JUSTIN: and i'll tell my own :)

shut the fuck up, tyler garcia posey ! you’re just jealous of my new masculinity, it’s okay to admit it. don’t hate the player, bro. then … well, i’ve lived a good life. help take care of my kids, yeah ? but i highly doubt she would ever kill me, no matter how much i annoy the fuck out of her. that’s ME ! happy tears count, y’know. okay, good, just wanted to make sure is all.

when your hair is as damaged as mine is, you really stop caring about what should and shouldn’t be done. buuuuuut – it didn’t work so you may be right.

that’s not as fun as TEASING you, so, i can’t make any promises. well, when ya’ feel like it ? you better be droppin’ all of your charm over here, i could learn some shit from you. no, i’m not ! you’re also m e a n to me, i’m balancing this out. dude, anyone with a working pair of eyes would be able to see the differences between the two ! go ahead, do ya’ really think that she’s going to care ? care is a strong word, i’m worried, if anything.

don’t try to provoke me, dude, i can take your ass down in half a second if i wanted to. shut the fuck up, posey ! i mean, i don’t like to think there’s any downsides, but … yeah. some things are just, well, overwhelming. thanks, i need it. i’ll bring the mcdonald’s & shit. well – at least you know how i feel whenever i make kendall cry, then. but speaking of you & bella, how’s that by the way ? things are good ?

JUSTIN: only one or two?

JUSTIN: i thought you were trying to make this believable

TYLER: ....i hit you three times :////////////

i really hate that you K N O W me so fucking well, you need to stop. okay, mr. motivational speaker, sign me up for whatever class you’re giving. shut up, i’m not doing anything ! wow, look at you. no, tyler, playstation will definitely blow an xbox outta the water. gross, bye. perks of keeping my legs CLOSED, no one has a clue who i’m talkin’ to. go ahead, man, no one’s gonna care.

@bellahadid: i doubt it

@bellahadid: of course not ;))) have you seen yourself???? you're so hot baby ;))) nope ;)))

@bellahadid: HE'LL BE OKAY

@tylergposey: let's jUSt forget it even happened

@tylergposey: nah i'm just concentrating on you ;))) come onnnn, i think i deserve i a hint ;)

that’s so far off from the truth, how dare you disrespect me like this. hey, sounds good enough for me ! i haven’t been drunk in months, i think i’m in need. that’s fine, i’ll just tell ashley to keep her company anyway, bro, we got this when i get back to the states. so do i; it’s literally a heart breaker. crying is, like, the biggest weakness of mine.

    “ when the hair day is   so   bad,  that you have to shower   four     times because you can’t style it right. ”