and then she grew up

But it’s already been done and the cookies have been made so here are those...and there’s this. {Baylor handed the girl the bowl of cookies and coffee along with a gift bag full of baby goodies.} 

I said I got you something. 

Great, then you can spend the whole day with me, yeah?

Alright what exactly do you wanna do? {Baylor takes a sip of the coffee}

From now on, maybe you should always assume that it’s me. I brought you coffee.

Well sometimes it’s Calum...y’know? Coffee? Thank you but why? I don’t have anything planned today.

I’m pretty sure its illegal to have sex in a taxi.

But what if you kept all your clothes on and just like...had sex? Is it public nudity to just do it discreetly. What if you had a cool taxi driver?

What do you think you should do?

I think I should punch you in the jaw but that would be rude. 

“It’s never too early, lets be honest here — never, ever to early — that’s a lie, I haven’t been to bed yet.”

God Mikey you look exhausted. Go to sleep. 

Oh yeah! Thanks, Carter. I heard I had a lot to write about today. 

I found this weird ass shirt in my room...is it yours? I think they got mixed up washing clothes. 

I’ve had about three shots of tequila and I have an urge to take off all my clothes. This is gonna be a fun night.

That urge is going to get you in trouble Serafina.