"Keep it light"

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

controversial opinion but sometimes....canon is better than fanon

*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

All they’d have to do is be mean and mysterious and I’d go FULL bella swan on their ass

Friendly reminder that in the five minutes that Bella “horny on main” Swan had to prepare for meeting her human father for the first time after becoming a vampire, with the very real possibility that she might murder him looming over her, Jasper had to ask her three (3) times to please stop thinking about her husband’s dick.

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath