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Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic
They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.
It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.
Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.
I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.
Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.
When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!
Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.
Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.
A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other.
OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3
A-17: No. Stop.
The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.
"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.
When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.
What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.
OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you
A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife.
OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious.
A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.
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Codywan Mafia au where after nurse!Obi-Wan saves mafia!Cody, his face and name is spread through the whole city/area. Suddenly where he was ignored or written off as "the new guy in town" he was being taken care of as one of their own, getting free shit, and getting a raise (for himself and others) when he complained about the wages/working conditions.
He notices the next time he goes to a cafe.
"Can I get a name for your order?"
"Obi-Wan."
The baristas head snaps up. "Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
"Er, yes?"
"My bad. It's on the house."
They won't let him tip/pay them, so he's known to come up with distractions and schemes just to pay for his own meals and shit. He even tries to go by Ben, but by then it's too late. His beautiful hair and Coruscant accent are too recognized.
Cody falls in love from afar as Obi-Wan is just increasingly confused until Ashoka/Quinlan points out that the Fett's basically own the area. They're like crows. His bloodline is protected for life.
One of Cody's brothers is tired of his pining and sets them up 'accidentally'
Dooku and Obi-wan interactions in fics are my absolute favorite. They’re such an interesting duo, whether it be canon douche!Dooku or fanfic good person!dooku. Either way Dooku is smart enough that he makes for a good conversationalist and Obi-wan, a known talker, makes it all the better.
my absolute favorite it when Obi-wan is still a Padawan/initiate. There’s nothing better than
Dooku: *looks down to find a tiny youngling hanging off his robes* *raises his brows*
Obi: hi!
Dooku: *fully aware that all younglings are intimidated by him* what are you doing here, child?
Obi: you looked sad
Dooku: *internally* what???
Obi: wanna play a game?
Dooku: *expecting it to be like, tag or something* not right n-
Obi: I got the whole chess set out and everything
Dooku:
Dooku: *losing composure faster than Obi-wan loses robes* you’re like four years old why the hell are you asking me to play chess
Obi: *completely serious* well Quin told me that you might be able to beat me? Which sounds fun. No one’s ever beat me before.
Dooku:
Dooku, later to Sifo-Dyas: *completely animated* I met the most interesting initiate today
Sifo-Dyas: so when are the padawanship poets going through?
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You know I had this headcanon that sooga is a male gerudo
I like where your head is at, Anon! >:J
I do really enjoy this Sooga headcanon. It has ripe angst potential too..
Sooga: cast aside by his people for fear of who he may become, brought into a clan who worshiped that very person (potentially seeing Sooga more as an incarnation of him rather than his own person). Good stuff...
Of course I never take my "hurt" without my "/comfort" so the Yiga grow to see him as his own person and love him for who he is (even more than they were devoted to Ganon), and he gets to finally have a home where he is both loved and appreciated. And they live happily ever after the end 🥹