The Axolotl Demon

You want an example on how I’m a Jinx kinnie (not in a cringe way lmao) back when I was probably 11 or 12 my dad took me to the arcade and I LOVED laser tag but my dad was done playing it for the day and told me to go have fun. Well I was the only kid that round with a bunch of adult college age guys on both my and the other team. I finished with the highest score out of everyone and won the game for my team and all of them were staring at me in both fear and amazement 😂 i have been riding that high for half my life now

Someone once tried insulting me by calling me a misanthrope 😂

Mirror Mirror with Lily Collins is an underrated movie and no one can tell me otherwise

I just cut my leg on the corner of my desk trying to cross my legs in my chair… why must life treat me this way?