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Do you think Grace sees Rocky stretch one day on the Hail Mary and he says out loud without thinking “biiiggg stretch!” And Rocky is like “what’s big stretch mean. Question? Why Grace say that?” And Grace has to explain that humans have furry creatures they keep as pets and whenever they stretch, humans say that and Rocky remembers it. It becomes a problem when Grace is stretching and he hears Rocky say “Grace do biiiiggg stretch. Statement.”

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

looked up russians vs japanese piracy twt beef and its worse than i thought😭 it all started with japanese users being mad at discovering there's all those unofficial russian manga reading sites. russians tell them that there's not much licensed manga in russia to consume legally in the first place. japanese say its your problem, you should then go to japan and buy it legally. russians obviously go ??? it's crazy expensive to fly to japan plus we're sanctioned and often can't purchase foreign things with our money. japanese go full russophobia and say ahhh you evil aggressors deserve it for war. russians answer that even before the war this wouldn't be a solution. then brazilians join russians to fight on the side of piracy and started gotcha japanese with their war crimes and xenophobia. then other japanese users joined on the side of piracy and said anti-piracy japanese are hypocrites because its common in japan to listen to pirated western music. i guess this made japanese anti-piracy people even madder and they went all in saying crazy stuff like comparing piracy to rape. the more hilarious example was one japanese user trying to gotcha russians by threatening to pirate and read... dostoevsky🤣 sums up their level of ignorance regarding this whole topic.

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

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I know some of you Tumblr users will ignore this, but I hope you can help by sharing posts from those in need. This is their only and last hope. Perhaps you don't have the money and want to contribute in any way, you can share this post.

I know that everyone is hesitant to donate to a large organization or a food distribution center to help more people, saying that this is better than donating to one family, but never think that. My campaign benefits a very large number of people, most of whom are children suffering from malnutrition

The important thing that I should have said before is that I am surprised by people who have a large number of followers and do not use them to contribute to retweeting posts from those who are suffering greatly in Gaza. I see them at the same time sharing designs, funny texts, and other things. Therefore, I call again: Do not abandon us and do not stop speaking up for us and standing with us in any way

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Please do not allow a ceasefire to lull you into complacency or a false sense of security. We know a ceasefire is not the ends we strive for and it does not guarantee the safety of the Palestinian people nor is it full liberation. Please take this moment and recommit to the Palestinian people and families reaching out to us, donate to Sami, his family and his community now, and if you cannot then pls share so that others can see and support the Palestinian peoples continued survival.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits