meowing on main

if they're spray painting on the floors outside of venues then that means we get to make stencils and decide that they're playing random ass buildings. go in the grain silo. it's been spray painted with your fuckass logo. you have no choice.

stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt

all we are all we are is two broken plastic skeletons piled in a corner of a room i mean this

shaved my beard because my skin has been so so bad recently and i thought i should let it breathe but i forgot i'm built like rhett from rhett and link so now my chin is just Gone

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

this post is the opposite of tumblr users tagging their dumbass loser orangutan johnsons everywhere y r u all tagging it with “me!!” this is meant to be about ur orangutan johnson

people will look at a 25+ age LGBT person and say "what do you mean you're not interested in watching this very sanitized story about two 14 year olds having their first kiss and falling in love DO YALL WANT REPRESENTATION OR NOT 😡"

This interview is OVER!

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

FUNK ENGINE

@official-megumin

idk who needs to hear this but if you signed up for a free trial for some subscription you don’t plan to keep bc you needed short-term access, go cancel it rn before you get charged