Welcome

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Perfect

I think the world should take account into this scene

I think tumblr should, too

I think tumblr should too

people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing with jackasses and if you’re having a shitty day then don’t take it out on those who assist people for a living and deal with assholes on the daily and are still nice about it

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

He’s also wearing a shirt

thanks doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

go and fuck yourself doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

thanks doge

why the fuck not

Omg, I want a love story in which my best friend calls me a racial slur and then proceeds to join a terrorist group based on killing people of my heritage and then accidentally endangers me and tries to bargain the lives of my child and the man I love away in exchange for me like some creepy bartering system and in causing my death decides to protect my son out of guilt but really spends his entire childhood being an asshole to him - OH WAIT, NO I DON’T. 

JUSTICE

where’s your sociology now

but kyle massey though

i bet they can’t even swim

drowning anime

Suddenly this isn’t so funny anymore is it?

it's still funny

holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool

wtf omg so cool

I wanna see it on my blog

I feel like I just pinned a diaper onto my blog

australia is shortened to au because it’s an alternative universe where summer is winter and platypuses exist.

isn’t the plural something like platypi?

There is no universally accepted plural form in English, so both of you are correct.

o nvm then

WAIT ARE THEY, I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST DATING