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A/N Sorry we haven’t been posting in a while! School has been crazy but if all goes well we’ll be posting the Superfamily series this week. For now you guys have the new Kingsman Series!! -fee

Warning: Kingsman The Golden Circle Spoilers!!!

"I'm not buying IKEA furniture again." #90 It all started when Tony brought home a big box. "Tony! You're here! We were starti- what the hell is that?" Bucky asked. "A project!" Tony exclaimed. "It'll be fun! We can all work together. Team bonding!" Bucky, Natasha, Clint, and Sam all looked at each other cautiously, while Steve beamed. "Tony! Thanks for actually thinking about what I said. What are we doing? What is it?" Steve excitedly inquired. "It's... an IKEA cabinet!" Everyone's eyes widened. "Let's start!" Tony yelled. 30 minutes later: Tony started crying 5 minutes ago. Steve is the only one who has actually accomplished something. Natasha and Clint got into a fight and Clint is only using sign language. Bruce left for "snacks" and never came back. Sam had been looking for a single screw for 10 minutes before blowing up the box. Bucky jumped out the window with a piece of wood and had returned with plums. Steve brought the finished product over to the hysterically sobbing Tony for a quick inspection, and when Tony looks up, he looks Steve dead in the eyes and said in a soft voice, "I'm not buying IKEA furniture again." Steve set down the project and helped Tony to his feet. Steve grabbed his waist and pulled him into a close hug. Tony put his mouth up to Steve's ear. "Never again."

24. Favorite song?

Fee- Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles and Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis

Asks

#27 “No. Regrets.” &  #28 “How drunk was I?”

#4 “I’m too sober for this.” 

#24 “It’s six o ‘clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”  &  #17 “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

#90 “I’m not buying IKEA furniture again.”

Fics

#24 “It’s six o ‘clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

#17 “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”  

warning: angst

16 December - 6:00 am - Avengers Compound

Tony barely managed to get out of bed this morning. He somehow wandered into the kitchen to see black widow lounging on the couch. Natasha gave Tony a sympathetic smile before heading towards the gym. Usually Tony would start off his day with a hot cup of coffee, but today wasn’t your average Saturday. Instead, he headed straight for the liquor cabinet, “Vodka, Perfect.” A few minutes later and Tony was already feeling wasted. Before Tony could down his next shot, the infamous Captain America decided to walk in. “It’s six o ‘clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka,” Steve said as he took the bottle away. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion,” Tony immediately replied. Due to his drunken state, it was nearly impossible for Tony to steal back the alcohol. “Tony,” Steve said but before he could finish Tony snapped. “Just hand me the bottle!” “No,” Steve answered. “Steve…I need it.” Tony mumbled under his breath. “Why,” Steve asked. “I just need to forget,” Tony blankly stated. Before Tony could even add on the blonde in front of him wrapped his arms around him. “Thanks, Steve.” After the hug, Steve whispered “I was actually going to watch Star Wars. Do you maybe want to watch it with me?” Tony simply nodded. As they were heading towards the screening room Tony thanked Steve again. Steve simply replied, “I would do anything for you, Tony.”

#24 “It’s six o ‘clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

#17 “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”  

Warning: angst 

16 December - 6:00 am - Avengers Compound

Tony barely managed to get out of bed this morning. He somehow wandered into the kitchen to see black widow lounging on the couch. Natasha gave Tony a sympathetic smile before heading towards the gym. Usually Tony would start off his day with a hot cup of coffee, but today wasn’t your average Saturday. Instead, he headed straight for the liquor cabinet, “Vodka, Perfect.” A few minutes later and Tony was already feeling wasted. Before Tony could down his next shot, the infamous Captain America decided to walk in. “It’s six o ‘clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka,” Steve said as he took the bottle away. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion,” Tony immediately replied. Due to his drunken state, it was nearly impossible for Tony to steal back the alcohol. “Tony,” Steve said but before he could finish Tony snapped. “Just hand me the bottle!” “No,” Steve answered. “Steve…I need it.” Tony mumbled under his breath. “Why,” Steve asked. “I just need to forget,” Tony blankly stated. Before Tony could even add on the blonde in front of him wrapped his arms around him. “Thanks, Steve.” After the hug, Steve whispered “I was actually going to watch Star Wars. Do you maybe want to watch it with me?” Tony simply nodded. As they were heading towards the screening room Tony thanked Steve again. Steve simply replied, “I would do anything for you, Tony.”

"I'm too sober for this." #4 Bucky walked into the room, where Steve, Tony and Natasha where all sprawled out across a mat. "What the hell is this?" "It's game night," Natasha rolled her eyes before going on. "Twister. The family game." Natasha immediately switched to Russian. "The 'how-did-this-turn-into-a-very-weird-sexual-position' game." She looked at Steve and Tony, limbs interlocked, Tony practically laying on Steve. "It's because of Tony." She said in English. "Jarvis, could you, uh, translate that for me?" Tony struggled. "I'd rather not." Jarvis responded and Natasha laughed. Clint spun the arrow on the board and announced the next body part and color, left hand on green. "Bruce!" Natasha yelled, and Bruce came running towards her. "Turn around!" She whispered. He obeyed and she grabbed his ass with her left hand. "Does this count, Clint?" She asked, laughing. Bruce looked over at Clint and squinted his eyes. "Yes." Clint said, calmly. Natasha continued laughing, while Steve casually flipped over so he was flat against Tony's chest, slyly smiling. He did a push-up or two over Tony and then stood up and announced he was going to get a snack. Tony awkwardly excused himself to the bathroom and followed Steve. "I'm too sober for this." Bucky turned around and walked to his room.

“No. Regrets.” “How drunk was I?” "How drunk was I?" Tony asked as he sat up. "You walked up to Steve and kissed him, Tony." Bruce said, walking towards him with a warm cloth and a glass of water. "I'm sorry, what?" Tony knocked the glass out of Bruce's hand after a moment of silence. Bruce looked down. "Come on, Tony, I didn't have to do this for you. Oh, and you might have, uh, kissed Steve. On the lips. A lot." Bruce said quietly. "Alcohol really does change a guy." Tony stated, looking around the room. "Actually," Natasha poked her head around the door, "alcohol really just magnifies who you are inside. You of all people should know that, Tony." Bruce sent Natasha a glare and she left, laughing. "I do not like Steve!" Tony said, while Bruce just looked at him and chuckled. "What are you laughing about?" He demanded. "So, you making him several useless gifts is just... for fun?" Bruce asked. "And, you designating a full gym to him is... just because you're nice? And watching the footage from the security cameras is just to make sure it's secure? Likely story, Tony. You're in love and you don't even know it." Tony sat there, silent. "The robots aren't useless. Entirely. I just haven't figured them out yet. Neither have you, apparently." Steve walked into the room. Bruce hid a smile and walked out, leaving Tony alone with Steve. Tony stood up, wearing only boxers, and after realizing that, he grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around himself. "I, uh, I have to go." Tony excused himself, but was caught by the arm. "I have to say, I think Natasha is right." Steve said in a low voice. Tony squeaked out a tiny "okay," and after a moment, Steve leaned in. "Do you like me?" Steve asked. "No. Regrets."