hmm

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

fraggle rockers in the house tonight

actually its fraggle rock is

are you talking to yourself

mind your business

The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched

Terry Pratchett couldn't have written it better.

Y’know this is the second time someone has compared this post to Terry Pratchett, I’m honestly really honored

God, Eunie is such a boss. Stares the source of her PTSD in the face, calls him a dumbfuck chauvinistic douchebag, and owns him at his own game. Still traumatized to the point of shaking but turns that fear into pure rage and makes it perfectly clear she is the one in control of this battle.

We need more games dubbed in non-American English. Someone in XC3 just said “queen’s beans!” instead of like “hot damn!” and I had a minute long laughing fit. Between this and pokemon characters confidently saying someone is “pants” with directions I am DYING to know what other slang they been hiding from the rest of the world