Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

SO

how to do this

First, you go to your account and click on Skins

Once you’re there, go to Create Site Skin

This is what should appear. It asks you for a title, make up whatever title you want, but be creative, otherwise it won’t let you save it (I just named it medievalskin+my username and some random numbers)

Below it, there’s a place where it asks you to put the CSS

(All the other things, upload a preview, type, etc, don’t matter. Don’t touch them, ignore them)

In the CSS space, you have to put this (just copy and put it directly there):

#greeting img.icon {

display: none;

}

.comment div.icon {

box-shadow: none;

border: 2px solid #ab3740;

}

#header #search .button,

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display: none;

}

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font: Georgia, serif;

}

#outer,

#header .menu,

ol.index.group,

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background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/b435c5f4f58a551bc2a04d3baf0966ec/28df75b586705f4b-be/s1280x1920/5212a899bdbd5f65ccc29ed438adbf5c1fb1f3ee.png");

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content: " ";

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background-size: 284px 80px;

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background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/b0d2bb70b9e312e102c232ce63897fbc/ad2373978cc6ca4e-08/s1280x1920/2f5b97b121b5b28ccdd829bbf196068c32dc20f6.png");

background-size: contain;

background-position-x: right;

background-position-y: top;

background-repeat: no-repeat;

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#header .heading {

height: 13em;

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#header .primary {

background: transparent;

box-shadow: none;

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#greeting .menu {

width: 12em !important;

}

#header .menu {

width: 20em;

}

#header .menu,

#header a.dropdown-toggle,

#greeting .user > li:nth-of-type(3) a,

#footer .heading,

#footer a,

#footer li {

color: #ab3740;

font-variant: small-caps;

font-weight: bold;

}

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border: none !important;

font-weight: normal !important;

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border-bottom: none;

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background-repeat: no-repeat;

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Yeah it’s super long

Once you have it, you click submit, at the bottom

It will take you here

Now, just go to the bottom and click use

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Ao3: What do you normally do when I'm gone?

Patrick: Wait for you to get back.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though.  Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically.  And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little.  So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

Counterpoint: the USSR killed one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen, they knew she was gonna die.

Instead, focus on:

Cost. These Republican bills have MASSIVE costs that either tax payers take the brunt of or it goes into the national debt.

Withholding your vote. You weren't going to vote for them anyway, but they have absolutely no way of knowing that. Even if you've said in other places, they are not researching every single person who calls to see who's a Republican. You're just another constituent using your vote as leverage. Take advantage of that.

Hard-working Americans/working class Americans/veterans/etc. Figure out the specific group of people that politician campaigns the hardest to and talk about them and how they'll be hurt by whatever is happening.

Determined, he found that the “hauntings” stopped when the industrial air conditioning unit, that had just recently been installed, was turned off. We’ve found that measurable micro vibrations in a structure cause immense fear, and a feeling of a presence and corner eye hallucinations – just like when you watch a scary movie alone at night and you see things move in the corner of your eye or are afraid to go in the cellar because you’re convinced someone’s in there.

Why?

Because many members of our species built homes in and around cliffs and caves for tens of thousands of years. And it’s likely that these certain shaky vibrations give us intense fear and a need to move far away because that would have saved our lives if the cave were collapsing or unstable.

You know what also causes infrasound? A LOT of machines, especially large industrial ones. There’s a reason haunted house stories started popping up in post industrialization. That scientist was Vic Tandy and he wrote about it in a the paper Ghosts in the Machines

Spook, by Mary Roach

A victim literally escaped Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment naked with a hole drilled in his head and unable to speak but police let Dahmer take him back to his apartment like everything was ok!

And I guess he doesn’t count as a serial killer but Eric Harris had already been making threats and harrassing students to an extreme degree before Columbine- police literally had a search warrant but they just never acted on it. If they had, they would have found the guns and pipe bombs and the shooting could have been easily prevented. They even tried to cover this up afterwards.