I Hate It Too

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

Pussy so good it haunts the narrative

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

I do like the new designs but also it's incredibly fucking funny that they're holding the Tumblr Logo Redesign Contest on instagram

Could have at least notified tumblr users

Zoos don't let the animals design the signs for their own enclosures

he is just not happy with the state of it

Ranchdiip redemption arc starts now

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.