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from L to R: me, my husband and some random stranger (at Disneyland)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW?!? Never, ever in my life have I seen a ✨full arch✨and then 💥 BOOM! 💥 one appears outta nowhere. Good job, sky! (or prisms or however the hell these things are made) 🙌🏻🎨 (at Beverly Hills, California)

💃🏻 IT'S ALL HAPPENING! 💃🏻 our boxes finally came today! 🍾 I cannot wait to finish unpacking so I can finally send my pals “hello from california!" notes 💌, cross off all the to-do’s i ignored in 2015 (whoops) and answer e-mails from the kitchen table for the last time! 💻🍽🎉

👋🏻 ADIOS ASPEN 👋🏻 i took a picture from the plane when we landed last week, and it's been so cold ❄️ that I've barely snapped another since. I typically prefer the aisle💺, but one teensy rage fit over how you can't use a laptop if anyone reclines aside💥, I'm double-grateful Ben sacrificed himself by sitting middle! ⛷ #aspen #colorado #aspencolorado #airplaneview #fromtheair #fromabove #abmtravelbug #flashesofdelight #verilymoment #passionpassport#petitejoys #livethelittlethings #dslooking #darlingweekend #abmhappylife #petitejoys #thatauthenticfeeling #seekthesimplicity #liveauthentic #travelgram #instatravel #weheartit #traveldiaries #inspiredtravels (at Aspen Mountain)

💐 BRRCH BRILLIANCE 💐 I'm about *gulp* eight months behind on sharing all our wedding photos (sorry @christianothstudio!) but Britt shared her epic creation today and I just had to #repost too. the unparalleled beauty and glamour my pal @brrch_floral + co-captain @samisweeting infused into our 👰🏻💍 festivities was insane. I mean, who thinks to put flowers 🔮 INSIDE 🔮 a table?! the magic is real with this one 👏🏻👏🏻 ・・・ #regram from @brrch_floral ・・・ Going through some of my favorite moments of the year and this is a standout. The head table for @carlyewisel & @ben_adelson 💘 with the help of my mvp @samisweeting (at Weylin B. Seymour's)

this is my "back home, on a deadline, can't find blonde shampoo, forgot my ATM password but begged Ben for cash so I could still manage to get a street cart fruit salad" face 😍 (at Venice, California)

🍞DAGWOOD DAYDREAMS🍞 welp, if you give a gal a make-your-own-sammich checklist, she'll apparently create a sub so big it won't fit in any human mouth 🗣 I was super embarrassed to get a sandwich three times the size of anyone else's 🙄 but proud that I managed to finish it all! 👅✊🏻 (at High Street Deli)

🏆THE ROYAL GATES🏆 I've long-loved the idea of a single rose -- @brrch_floral even put 🌹in gorgeous lit cloches at my wedding -- but in stained glass?! it's as spooky-pretty as you can get, with no Beauty and the Beast monster make out sesh required ✔️ (at Madonna Inn)

💞💗DECADES-OLD DREAMS💗💞 there was a swing band, strong cocktails, dancing, ridiculous pink champagne cake 🎂 and the notion that this is the closest I'll ever get to living in the 70's 🍥 (at Alex Madonna's Gold Rush Steak House)

✨SHITTING GLITTER✨ AND 💫CRYING WITH JOY 💫 (at Madonna Inn)

ate my weight in s'mores, hung out with my brother and managed to see a flock of birds in the shape of a goal post. now on to big sur! (at The Ritz-Carlton, Half Moon Bay)

new bed, new blankets, new sheets, same 🐒 #mymonkeywalter

my husband sat at home for 15 hours today waiting for a gas leak to be fixed...and I still tried to eat his half of the pizza 🙄 (at Gjelina Take Away)

I moved to LA for the sunshine, the avocados and the dream of spending every Sunday afternoon here 💥 (at The Sweat Spot)

huffing gingerbread and Mickey pretzels 'til tomorrow night 👯 (at Disney's Grand Californian Hotel & Spa)

🔭🔭🔭 (at Griffith Observatory)

just the prettiest little smoked fish sandwich i ever did see...even if west coasters think this bagel is a bialy 🙈 #eeeeeats (at Gjusta Bakery)