"too much" aka "a lot"

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

Oh, this? Yeah, it's actually a cursed collar that forces me to speak only in barks. I got it during that time I got isekaied last month and spent two decades in a fantasy world. Yeah they actually put it on me in like year 2 because I never shut up. No one could figure out how to get it off once they rescued me so I eventually developed a mini-language of barking in different tones before gradually figuring out how to bark increasingly well. And then over the course of a decade learning how to bark so perfectly that it's indistinguishable from speaking. So technically I'm still just barking I'm just really good at it. Anyway the collar looks cute, right? I think it goes really well with this dress.

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.