it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

haaaaate seeing rich ppl mansions that are so modern and minimal and severe like an art museum or smth…like hello ur in the perfect situation to build the coziest most ethereal home full of unique treasures and ultimate comfort. instead u buy beds and couches that look like they’re from roblox. anyways 

What a year this week has been.

enough is enough. i’m going to weave a fucking tapestry