We've Made It This Far Kid

not pregnant, just eatin good

this video singlehandedly restored my christmas spirit

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

Instead of using the phrase “it’s five o clock somewhere” as an excuse to start drinking, I propose we use the phrase “it’s bedtime somewhere” as an excuse to start sleeping.

Why not both?

Because I don’t like alcohol culture

This is galaxy tier

Y E S

locking eyes with the spirit rummaging through the fridge at 3 am and waiting your turn because you know how it is

My spirit and I share a tub of ice cream because it’s been that kind of life

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

Look at this jock asshole

FREN?