TheKnifeFork

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

just say ur a bottom

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them