Oh hey brosephoenix!

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

falls asleep to a horror podcast and startles awake like something bad happened .

All things considered extremely funny t fall asleep to a story about anti memetic scps and forget what the fuck they said. Because you fell asleep properly

Investing my time in the true anti memetics division experience by "enters room, finds out this is the only safe space the scp is not" then the rest is a blackout (because i fell asleep) then tuning back into everyone panicking and fighting

falls asleep to a horror podcast and startles awake like something bad happened .

All things considered extremely funny t fall asleep to a story about anti memetic scps and forget what the fuck they said. Because you fell asleep properly