#teampatrick

@playbill: Gmorning @Lin_Manuel! You were sent a special message from the @littleshopnyc opening night… (video)

#tag yourself i’m all of them

In my place, most parents would hope the whole thing goes away, pray their sons land on their feet, but I am not such a parent.

Can you arrest a 16-year-old for having a foul mouth?

my brain: It’s Time

I refuse to be defined by the one time I murdered someone.

Well, I love it, because working with you for twenty years wasn’t enough. Then let’s do twenty more.

My dream right now is to keep my family together and my wife out of jail. And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead, and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves. Then, when my workday is done, the knife to cut brie and, perhaps, an apple.

santa clarita diet is a blessing

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)