Awesome Crud

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

so it’s that kinda Monday for wizards too huh

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

I've gushed about this, like, fifty times but the core idea of a king kidnapping a knight's maiden, only for that maiden to usurp him and become an evil queen, causing the knight and the king to team up in order to save the day is such an ingenious premise and the fact that Galavant tells this story as a comedy-musical with catchy songs by Alan Menken, featuring Weird Al as a monk, is just icing on the cake.

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

A warning

tomorrow

Oh my god

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell