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We’re not more prepared or even more advanced—we just say “fuck it” more often because we’ve already accepted life’s bullshit due to immense amounts of self-hatred and the ability to understand just how screwed we are whether we eat the chips or not👌🏾

This scene especially gets to me because you can visibly see how tired Steven is. He’s drained, he can feel it, we can SEE it—but even this tired, he’s going to prioritize Amethyst and her memories and her sense of self because he’s just that selfless. This theme continues the entire movie. He’s simply not hesitating to put everyone else before himself because he knows it’s important to others. In all honesty, he could’ve just said “forget it, I’ll live with The Diamonds” I mean, they’ve OFFERED at this point and would GLADLY take him and the CG’s, and even Greg! But he simply ignores that feeling and fights for his home and the homes of the people around him despite being literally and mentally drained of everything—including who he is.

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I...i fucking can’t...? I JUST....CANT!

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

it him

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

She fucking CUMS

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens