Vanilla Twilight

We leak celebrity nude photos, but what would be more helpful is if we leaked PDF versions of college textbooks

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

Is this actually real

This shit my future job..

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

Reblog to save a bank account

I’m going to cry at how convenient this is.

The abbreviation for Alaska is “AK”…

Get nalaskaed

we’re just gonna brush past the let mama rub your meat thing huh

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

shut up and kiss me

Kevin gets it

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

If there comes a day that I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

LOOOL

Always

Not blog related but holy shit 😂

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

dont date me bc ill become obsessed with u and wanna talk to u 24/7 and smother u in affection till ur sick of me