Avril Grady

Hope you like what you see.

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

I'm one job rejection away from advertising my resume during the pre-show slides at my local small town movie theater.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich