When you Doordash a chipotle burrito but get the wrong one and you have to peel open the tortilla to check it in disappointment
A + for artistic technique for some of this new Alex aster Starside artwork, but an S grade for scoliosis on the poses. The way heâs grabbing her is so Icky IMO too. This poor girl has already had enough been bent into two right angles.
Also donât worry about the guy either, heâs also flexible like a bendy straw too from this latest art
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I'm back from the coal mines. And by the coal mines, I mean the sorta latest Alex Aster book, Grim & Oro.
Honestly, she's putting out these books faster than I can gather up the courage to snark about them. I still need to read Crowntide, and I eagerly await the day Starside and her new YA Barbie book is out on shelves. That's not even the latest grift in her hustle. We need to talk about the Asterverse.
Unfortunately, I can no longer joke about Aster's body of work being the "Asterverse" because that's the new branding for her author website. And by author website, I mean her official fan club with a paid membership tier. Yeah, check it out for yourself. Graphic design is her passion. The fan club's membership is $8 a month, which is more than I pay for a lot of things I actually need. There's a merch store that is all 100% print on demand. It's really a thing of beauty.
The real selling point for the paid tier is a special monthly newsletter with even more bonus material like coloring book pages and extra scenes. This more or less functions like a Patreon, which plenty of authors in the past have used to keep themselves afloat. But this is a paid newsletter. Isn't that a weird choice?
Only if you don't know who Daniella Pierson is.
Pierson is Aster's twin sister. Her Wikipedia page is also a thing of beauty. Check out her summary paragraph:
I couldn't have written it funnier if I tried.
You can read the Forbes article here; Pierson is more or less the typical entrepreneur bullshitter who tried to fake it until she (didn't) make it. The important part is that Pierson's start-up, Newsette, specialized in marketing newsletters, much like the one Aster is using.
This whole paid newsletter reeks of her sister's handiwork. I accidentally stumbled on proof when trying to access the first 50 pages of Starside that was being shared on the newsletter's unpaid tier. Myself and the the poor people unwilling to pay $8 for this were sent out a Docsend link, which asked to verify an email address:
Oh, hi Daniella!
That wasn't a mystery that needed to be solved. I had a brain. I could deduce the truth for myself, but it's very nice of you to give me the evidence outright.
I just think you shouldn't be taking money advice from someone who pissed off Forbes enough for them to label you a fraud. Do you know what you have to do to make Forbes of all publications walk back any kind of endorsement?
But, hey. Aster has made is very clear that she's in it to maximize profits. If she needs a silly paid newsletter scheme, a poorly designed website, and to put out no less than three subpar books a year to do it-- who am I to judge? It's a tough world out there for authors. Make that dough.
Which brings us back to little old Grim & Oro.
This is two novellas, each about one of the titular Lightlark men falling in love with Isla, written from their point of views. The book has a fun little gimmick where the novellas are printed on reverse sides that you have to physically flip the book over to read.
The novellas are more or less scenes you have already read in other Lightlark books artificially bloated to include Oro and Grimshaw's narrations. It's excessively over written. Everything she or he says has to come with some inner monologue about how devoted they are to the most beautiful and special woman to ever exist.
Even if you can get past how annoying bloated the narration is, you're still left with the unfortunate fact that Isla from anyone else's point of view is the most boring character, ever. At least Isla's point of view reveals her to be selfish and painfully naive. Both Grimshaw and Oro fall in love with her at first sight because of how beautiful she is. In their eyes, she doesn't have much of a personality beyond being an unknowing temptress. Both of them have moments where they reminisce about how much they love her excessive questions. Once is a character quirk, but twice is unoriginality.
Maybe I'm too ugly to fall for the fantasy. I can't accept this as self-indulgent wish fulfillment when I know that no man will ever be that obsessed with my body, or whatever. Writing from their points of views proves that they have no interests or hobbies outside of their devotion to the most boring woman on the planet.
Generally, the thoughts and feelings of the romantic interest in a love story is the same thing as the monster in a horror movie-- whatever the reader imagines the romantic interest is thinking will always be more satisfying than whatever the author can give. I had so much ironic faith and hope for Oro, and having that knowingly misplaced faith dashed was really annoying.
I will pay authors to stop writing multiple points of view. None of you are doing it right. I'll give it back when you guys can actually do something interesting with perspective.
Broadly speaking, Oro's novella has the most new content in that Aster had to not only establish his entire friendship (which was still done poorly) but also plug up some plotholes from Lightlark. However, as boring and repetitive as Grim's novella was, it was at least 50% less excruciating to read.
Ultimately, if I were to pick parts of the overarching Lightlark story to write from their points of view, I wouldn't choose them falling in love with Isla. For Grim, I would want his point of the Centennial and the whole memory-erasing thing. For Oro, I want to see his crash out during Skayshade.
But, who cares? Grim & Oro is barely even a Lightlark book. It's a blatant money-making scheme. I have no right to judge it as a book.
I hope you made big bucks, Aster. Whatever Faustian deal you made to become a successful author probably should get reviewed by a lawyer. See if you can change the terms of that one.
Just don't get your sister involved.
đGrim & Oro (Lightlark #1.5) by Alex Aster
đGenre: YA, romantasy
âRating: 1/5
Anyway, now that we're through with the review, here is a short list of eclectic dumbshit from both novellas:
Oro refers to Grim as Grimshaw in narration, which is validating as fuck to me and my ongoing bit of referring to Grimshaw exclusively by his full Christian name.
Oro also complains about Grimshaw being very talkative which has led me to realize that Oro is the real silent brooding ML, he just has the wrong motif
Oro basically falls in love with Isla at first sight (weird when weâre very imprecise about what she looks like, except sheâs just generally âhotâ) and heâs really mad about it. Like his entire inner monologue is Mr Darcyâs first proposal where heâs like âI love you and I donât know why because Iâm so much better than you but I am compelled fuck my stupid baka lifeâ
Vitally, Grimshaw and Oro used to be besties and Grimshaw went from being chained up in Oroâs basement to being his roommate for several centuries. Oro stresses that this bromance was significant to him on a very emotional level.
Then in Grimshaw's POV, the roommate thing is barely mentioned. Ouch. I feel embarrassed for Oro now.
Aster has been really pushing for Grimshaw and Isla's version of the Fault In Our Stars "okay? okay?" thing to be infinite. But when Grimshaw first uses infinite in relation to Isla, it's always in conjunction with her touching his dick.
During the Centennial, the Sklings-- the kingdom with the democracy-- somehow voted to sacrifice themselves and kill their (gay) leader should we reach the end of Centennial and not have the curse broken yet. Which, I cannot emphasize enough, is not something that any popular vote would produce. Even if you could get the majority of your people to vote for their own deaths, there would have to be a vocal minority who would think "fuck that shit" and try their best to kill some other leader to save their own asses.
(My friend also brought up some very good additional ethical concerns, such as a) does a majority vote have the right to determine if the minority vote should also die, b) do children also get to vote or are they victim to the whims of their parents, c) do you ever get to change your vote, and d) did the population get enough time to consider their options before voting?)
Oro's novella also has an early contender for my annual Worst Line of the Year Award:
She squints. "Have you ever felt like a bird in a cage?"
Constantly.
[...}
I've never heard anyone phrase it that way...
So youâre telling me that you, Oro, have never heard someone compare their personal feelings of entrapment to a caged bird? Not once? Not anytime before? Youâve never heard anyone phrase it that way????? DO YOU WANNA THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT LONGER??? I'LL WAIT! TAKE YOUR TIME!!!!
FFS it hasnât even been 6 months since I posted this memeâŚWell there is another new Alex Aster book announced today and itâs a Barbie collab. At least itâs not gonna be romantecy yet again. Reading the description, it looks rather similar to her first officially published book âCurse of the Night Witchâ (That also lowkey kinda disappeared once Lightlark got popular even though there was some popularity and even a sequel published)
The Barbie âFatesâ sounds way too similar to the âEmblemsâ, which are also just described as Fates. I only partially read COTNW but it was just a giant fetch quest though a bunch of different areas (itâs literally called a grail quest in the book) to reclaim Tors emblem
I know that there has been some speculation for a while on if Alex Aster has used AI for Lightlark and as far as the books/ covers and I'm convinced that it is not the case ( both Krimsonrouge & Crowcaller and have good explanations on why not) .....
... HOWEVER I'm pretty sure that AI art was in fact used for some of the Merch in her newly launched Asterverse store. The moon outline and odd stars/constellations look pretty off an not natural on how these would actually be drawn. There is also real art in the store by Kalisami who is the official artist for the series but these stamps and ticket designs are defiantly not her style. It kinda makes it worse IMO that both are being sold side by side đ¤Ž. Those sweaters are $45 and its also on a $28 tote bag. There probably are more but these are a couple of examples
Also the award for the weirdest item in the shop is this Limited edition $45 holiday Grim Tumbler where the "holiday theming is just a little clip art bow and Christmas lights drawn on crudely drawn on existing artwork
.... Its also available as a stand alone $32 ornament as well
"Add just the right amount of emotional damage to your tree this year with this Grim glass ornament."
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I wrote a review/analysis about Lightlark in *checks* December 2023, and said âbut you couldnât make me read the second book at gunpoint.â
well here I am. Two years later. This somehow ended up longer than the first review at justtttt under 13k words. I was in the mood for a bad book and this was the first one that came to mind. Lightlark was truly one of the worst books Iâve ever read. Itâs the literary equivalent of a pinterest mood board with the odd tumblr post about worldbuilding ideas built upon overused enemies-to-lovers tropes. Itâs all aesthetic with no substance like a cheap costume to show off a farce of a fantasy world.
Plenty of people have talked about poor characters, writing, worldbuilding, and whatnotâwhich I will touch onâbut Iâm going to focus on something different so itâs not simply a rehash of what other people have said: state structure, culture, social and international relations in the Lightlark verse!
âBut Bookie,â you say, âThatâs boring, no body cares!â
I care. Possibly some other rando on the internet that might happen upon this post might care.
âBut Bookie, itâs fantasy, it doesnât have to be realistic.â
Absolutely true. Aster clearly doesnât know much about politics, policies, government structure, etc. Which is fine, you donât need to be extremely knowledgeable about every single detail in order to write your story. Also politics can be very difficult to write realistically because real-life politics is hugely complicated and messy. HOWEVER, as someone who has spent the last few years studying these subjects and how large of a role politics (supposedly) plays in the plot makes it mildly infuriating when Aster randomly tosses something out without thinking about it.
DISCLAIMER: I am not an expert in this topic, just a junior in my bachelor degree. My area of study focuses on how society and policy interact, with some international relations and political philosophy/theory. I am not super knowledgeable about governmental or international organizationâs processes. I am also much more familiar with democratic and authoritarian states than monarchies, moreso democratic ones. I actually know nothing about how monarchies work in terms of their bureaucracy. I am also more familiar with states (democratic or otherwise) being in constant tension with its citizens and/or actively oppressing them, rather than them living in relative harmony. I will delve deeper into this later.
Since I used an ebook, Iâll use the percentage of how far it is in the book instead of page numbers. Also, I didnât spend too much time flipping through the book, because I donât have the time.
some quick clarifications: a nation is a group of people, state can refer to both government and a territory but Iâll use it to refer to government/institutions; a nation-state is when a nation is also a state. Nation, state, and nation-state are used interchangeably with country. Aster appears to use realm interchangeably with nation and state, so I will too.
A little recap of the first book:
Lightlark is set in a universe with six realms/nations: the Wildlings, Sunlings, Starlings, Skylings, Moonlings, and Nightshades. Each realm has its own magical powers. 500 years ago, all realms had unique curses placed on them, which would only be broken if a ruler was killed (without an heir). After a war, the rulers began to hold the Centennial once every 100 years in an attempt to end the curses, either by killing one another or by finding an alternate solution. The book follows Isla Crown, the ruler of the Wildlings who is powerless, but wants to save her people nonetheless. Thereâs a love triangle between a brooding blond man (Oro) and a creepy brooding black haired man (Grim). Thereâs more plot twists at the end than I can count much less name. Isla somehow ends up with Oro while Grim goes to build an army or something. Truly nothing of substance happened in the first book. Or the second really.
In book two, Isla tries to open a vault on Wild Isle. It rejects her and she sees a vision of death and destruction caused by Grim. Anyway, she and Oro bond. Her memories with Grim are starting to come back. Some monsters theyâve never heard of (except Cleo) called dreks attack Lightlark during Islaâs crowning ceremony for being the Ruler of Starling, but it isnât until a third into the book that we start to see the beginnings of a plot. Grim casts his illusion magic to show death and destruction and says they have a month to evacuate Lightlark before he destroys it. The majority of the rest of the book is the different realms prepping for the fight and arguing whether to fight or flee. The key to beating him is locked away in Isleâs memories, which is the excuse to have such a large chunk of the story set in the past, where she and Grim are doing a fetch quest for something that doesnât even matter in the end, but more importantly are falling in love. The end of this book genuinely pissed me off for multiple reasons. Iâll get into them later.
Scale
The sense of scale in this world is completely wack, which is why I have a whole section dedicated to it. Initially reading the first book, it seemed rather small and concentrated. But in book two it seems that Aster tried to stretch it larger and so now I have zero sense of scale even though we now have a map of Lightlark. The map greatly confuses me because I assumed it was a main island with small satellite islands for each realm, with the newlands much farther away. This is not the case. It vaguely resembles the European continent. Landmarks are far from each other. The Abbey isnât in the agora (which I think is also the main city?) and appears to exist on its own. Sky Isle has mountains that stretch out of view? Iâm confused. It doesnât get any better with the newlands. It apparently takes months to sail from the Wildling newlands to the Nightshade ones.
We do get some numbers, but first I want to draw your attention to this section:
âMy people have already started harvesting their own crops, but we will need aid to achieve an assortment of diet and agriculture now that they are dependent on farming. Iââ
âHow many of you are left?â Soren interrupted.
She frowned. âIâm not sure. As you knowââ
âYouâre not sure?â Soren asked, eyebrow raised.
She could feel her face go hot. It was a reasonable question. The kind a good ruler would know the answer to.
âDo most of your people know how to wield power?â
âI donât know.â
âHow is housing? What has the rate of reproduction been in the last century?â
âI will have to find out,â she said through her teeth.
âDo youââ (6%)
A lot of people have said that this is Aster looking in the comments and taking a shot back at people for questioning every tiny detail. I donât disagree, but these are valid and important questions from a policy standpoint. (Something I will nitpick is that Isla considers this as a âlack of wisdomâ on her part, which it isnât, itâs a lack of knowledge which likely has resulted from a lack of having a real government with the ability to do a census). For the context of the world, Iâll admit itâs out of place, but if it was phrased differently, it could have been more natural. Granted, itâs asked when theyâre eating dinner, but they are a collection of rulers, officials, and representatives, this is stuff they discuss constantly. Especially considering that theyâre talking about a region that has (from what we have seen/led to believe) very little state power and control. Iâll elaborate on this later.
Anyway, the thing is when you have a character ask these sorts of questions, you are opening yourself to having them answered. And they are rarely answered.
There are hundred Starlings on Star isle âgive or takeâ and an unknown amount on their newland. This is minuscule compared to everyone else. Moonlings have 100 healers on Lightlark and triple in the newlands (no, we donât know the ratio of healers to normal people). In the last book, it was mentioned that dozens of Moonlings were claimed by their curse EVERY month, because on the full moon, the tide would drown them. There are thousands on Lightlark in total, and in one scene of a festival in Nightshade, we get this...lovely description:
Thousands of people made currents through the streets and filled each shop to the brim, so much so that she watched someone fall through an open window in a bar and land right in a pile of vomit. (60%)
We are never given a solid indication of the size of the Wildling population, but thereâs a moment where Isla takes note of TWO different people being malnourished when sheâs observing a crowd. That implies that is a very tiny crowd or that hunger is not as widespread as initially thought (I doubt the latter). More likely, Aster wanted to give a sense of the hardship by giving two NPCs some color but inadvertently gave them too much focus. Especially as the book goes on, there is a sharp decrease in her flowery descriptions and everything but Grim starts to look like a white wall.
HOWEVER, there are mentioned to be multiple villages of Wildlings of varying sizes. We do know that some (all?) villages have lots of abandoned, dilapidated buildings because their population has shrunk, but thatâs all the description we get. How big are they? How far away are they from each other? Do they interact with each at all? Is there a village/city around the palace or is it just in the middle of the woods?
So, how big is everything? Unclear. Granted, your fantasy world doesnât need a population census presented in text or anything, but having such an undefined idea of scale really messes with the reader.
State Structure
Stick with me here. Iâm going to try to make this interesting to anyone who hasnât read the same material I have. Quite frankly, because of the fantasy setting (and sometimes poorly defined aspects of the world) I canât analyze this in certain lens that I would have.
Something to note is that not all the realms are equal because of how they were impacted by their curses, which affects both their society as a whole and their state. This is noted multiple times throughout the book, though it never has much weight. Wildlings were cursed to kill anyone they fell in love with (something I completely forgot until rereading Crowâs fantastic analysis to remind myself what happened in book 1 because it was never brought up in this one) and eat human hearts once or twice a month. As a result, they are a struggling nation with a low population. Even after the curses ended, they are struggling to sustain themselves. Letâs put a pin in that for now.
Starlings were cursed to all die at 25, which I assume has quite a devastating impact on their knowledge capital, especially when they are such a long lived race*. Having your officials, advisors, powerful wielders, etc die constantly at such a young age restricts their ability to continue to grow as a nation or even sustain a functioning state.
*When I read the first book, I was never fully certain whether or not they are human. Because with the powers and long lives, I kind of assumed they werenât. Also Wildlings eating âhuman heartsâ was never explicitly called cannibalism. I am now (mostly) sure they are human.
As for the rest of them⌠sure their curses arenât good, but pretty manageable. Nightshade canât go at night or they insta-die. Same with the Sunlings and going out in the day. The tide rises up every full moon to kill any Moonlings near the shore, somehow killing dozens of people each month after five centuries. This is mentioned to be bad for their economy. Skylings canât fly anymore.
You might think that there would be stronger international ties between Starlings and Wildlings because they are at a disadvantage compared to the other stronger nations that look down at them. And as morbid as it is, Starling could provide Wildlings with a steady supply of food. Nope.
The thing that stuck out to me is that most of them donât appear to have a government aside from their rulers? I mean, nobles and courts are mentioned a few times but they donât really have a role other than technically existing. Granted I donât know how monarchies structure their governments with the bureaucratic stuff (I doubt Aster does either). At one point itâs mentioned that neither the Wildlings nor the Starlings have courts in this passage when Isla is talking to Grim in a flashback:
âIf you have any desire at all to survive the Centennial, you will not tell anyone in your court either.â
Her court. She didnât even know what that was. Celeste didnât have a court, just her string of guardians who died every few years and were replaced, an endless cycle. Terra and Poppy were the only people Isla saw regularly. (48%)
Again, since Iâm not familiar with monarchies, I did a quick internet search to see what a court is in this context so I didnât make a fool of myself. Oversimplified, it seems to be what I thought it was, a collection of nobles and advisors that oversee government functions, as well as social and religious life. Because a single ruler cannot oversee every aspect of running a country even if they have absolute control. You need to divvy up tasks and put them in the hands of people who are knowledgeable about them.
So, why the hell does Isla, the ruler of her realm, not even know what a court is??? Granted, she is very sheltered and her guardians have been leading the realm as she grew up, but this is like. Bonkers, right? Also Starlings do have a nobility, at least on Lightlark, implying that the nobility/court is in charge during the 99 years that rulers are unable to access the island. (They are, somehow, unrelated despite there being a tiny population. I do not know why this was mentioned).
Iâll talk about it more later, but I am constantly baffled at how unprepared Isla is to rule. She doesnât even know basic things about her own culture. Is the book implying that her guardians neglected this part of her education because they wanted to remain in power? Because I see no other reason why they wouldnât teach her this stuff. Isla trying to become a better ruler was a plot line that for sure did exist on paper, but it was never wrapped up well. Because other people do the work, not Isla. Iâll more into that later, but right now I want to focus on this section during Islaâs little humanitarian aid episode:
[Wildling village leader] proposed the Wildlings be temporarily consolidated into a few key villages, so help could be centralized. A vote was conducted, and every person agreed to host their neighbors for the time being. Many Wildlings gave up their own homes to the volunteers for the week they planned to stay. Lightlark chefs began teaching Wild-lings how to safely prepare meat. (23%)
(interesting how Isla says they are dependent on farming, yet they are being taught how to prepare meat. Livestock is never mentioned, so I assume they are hunting, though I donât know if this confirmed or not)
Even if Isla is inexperienced, itâs weird that she is taking a complete backseat while her people make the decisions. That doesnât do much for her legitimacy as a rightful ruler. In fact, this is kind of undermining it. Whatâs to say her people wonât realize that âhey we can do this stuff on our ownâ and revolt? Aster I guess. This scenario makes logical sense, I suppose, in terms having a wider reach in a shorter amount of time, but it doesnât answer tiny questions like âhow far away are villages from each other?â and âhow do several key villages (key how? Economically? Geographically?) just move into together for an undefined period of time without overcrowding or conflict arising?â
Also notice how Wildlings is written as Wild-lings once? Yeah we donât get a clear explanation why sometimes the realms/people are hyphened. It only happened to the Moonlings in book one, but now Wildling, Starling, and Nightshade (mostly Nightshade) are getting the same inconsistent treatment. I think (maybe??) itâs supposed to differentiate people who live on Lightlark and the diaspora, but itâs super inconsistent and would mean the Wildlings and Nightshades should always be hyphened. The only other explanation is that itâs a typo that neither Aster nor her editor caught which would only go to show the lack of care either of them put into this. Is it a big deal? No, but it drives me nuts.
Iâm not going to bore you with political theory, but honestly the Wildling realm feels a bit like itâs living in a Hobbesian âState of Nature,â which is a sort of âevery man for himselfâ society. That is not good. It means thereâs no one to enforce your rights or state to protect you. You can steal and kill without repercussions. Itâs a sign of a failed or even collapsed state, where the state no longer has legitimate power over its people or borders. Unsurprisingly, this is not addressed.
The Wildlings seem to be a failed state, but I canât really analyze the particulars because 1) my knowledge on weak/failed/collapsed states is from ~2 academic papers and 2) the Wildlingsâ situation is very different from real life examples. A weak state is one that can provide some basic services and security, but it isnât sufficient and generally has some insecurity/conflict. A failed state canât provide them and is embroiled in conflict. In real life, failed states are often the result from state-imposed violence on its own citizens, civil wars, and government corruption. None of which exists in this world. Also none of the realms seem interested in expanding their borders/conquering one another, so the issue of having no legitimacy over borders (especially with islands) is a moot point.
We get zero insight in how Sunling, Nightshade, or Moonlingâs governments operate besides mentioning they have nobles. I assume they have government responsibilities, but they just sort of exist on paper. Iâll get to Skyling in a second because thereâs something we need to address.
See, thereâs a curse that if a ruler without an heir dies, then all of their subjects die instantly. Why? Weirdly enough, this was not explained in book 1, but in book 2. Three quarters of the way through. This is so stupid, not only how it was revealed (the Starling common folk are somehow the only ones who know this and have been researching for centuries to break this curse) but when it was revealed. I have been wondering why this happens for almost two full books and it is CONSTANTLY brought up. This is something that should have been explained early in the first book, but noooo Aster wanted another plot twist. Or probably didnât even come up with the idea yet.
âBecause thousands of years ago, the kingâs ancestors had a Night-shade create a series of curses called nexus, designed to keep the people weak. Everyoneâexcept for his lineâwas cursed to only be born with a single ability. And people were cursed to be tied to their rulers, so power could never be overthrown. Nexus was meant to keep us all weak. Subservient. Loyal.â (73%)
THERE. IS. SO. MUCH. POTENTIAL. IN. THIS. CONCEPT. AND ASTER DOES NOTHING WITH ITTTTTT
I can think of a billion different ways you could explore this concept but the worst possible way to do it is for the focus to be entirely on the elite. This is like if you want to write social commentary on how capitalism is bad and then write about philanthropic billionaires.
Anyway, weâve established that thereâs some sort of âdivine right of kingsâ thing going on here in a much more literal sense. All the realms are monarchies because they kind of have to be. Right?
So how the hell did the Skylings become a democracy?????
There are so many factors (both realistically and specific to this universe) that would prevent them from being a functioning democracy. Obviously because they are not the focus at all, we donât get a look into how their government operates besides the fact that they have elected officials instead of nobles. Itâs a little unclear whether itâs a pure democracy (everyone votes on every single thing) or its a democracy in broader terms, where their representatives vote for the people (Like the US, we are technically a republic). I would assume that the Skylings are democratic in a broader sense, but Azul says that his people voted for him to be guarded at all times and wasnât allowed to travel to other newlands, which hints at it being a pure democracy. Hereâs this quote that had me with my head in my hands:
Skylings valued choice over all else, as evidenced by their democracy. It was an alluring principle, Isla thought. What she wouldnât give to hand off all this responsibility to someone else.â 7%
âDemocracy is about choice!â
But that doesnât really capture what democracy is about. Aster (from what I understand) had lived in Florida her whole life so I understand why that might be her impression of what democracy is. Also democracy as a concept sure as hell isnât about handing off responsibility.
I actually borrowed the first book from Hoopla to see if we could get more info. If the search engine on it works correctly (I have some doubts), the fact that Skylings are a democracy is mentioned literally ONCE in this rather short and shoved-in moment:
Isla was desperate to change the subject. âAre you close to your nobles?â
Sky Isle had been surprisingly well-kept. The nobles seemed to be doing a good job of running it in their rulerâs absence.
Azul frowned. âThere are no Skyling nobles.â
She must have looked confused, because he continued. âWeâve had a democracy since I came into rule. The Skylings who are invited to the smaller events are elected officials. All big decisions are made based on voting from my people.â
Isla blinked at him. âSo, if they decided they didnât want you as ruler . . .â
He shrugged. âI would step down. Though that would certainly complicate things, what with the Centennial and the way our powers are passed down,â he said. âIâm lucky they have been happy with my rule.â
She had never heard of a realm being run that way. (Lightlark, 25%)
Aster even acknowledges how difficult it would be to be a democracy with how the world functions (both in this passage and in the second book), which leads me to the question of why even introduce it as a concept? It feels entirely pointless especially when itâs basically a throw away line. I think there could be a fascinating story made about people who want democracy but canât because they are tied to their rulersâ lives in a very literal sense.
It never truly matters that the Skylings are a democracy. Part of the appeal of democracy is so that 1) people can gain and have their rights respected and 2) have the peopleâincluding minority groupsârepresented instead of the elite. Itâs not so much about choice as it is having a voice. The rulers seem to meet their peopleâs needs well enough with what they have and I donât think there are any marginalized groups (such as religious or ethnic minorities) within each realm that would be oppressed by the government or majority of people. So why would they want or need a different regime type?
Later in the book, Isla offers to make the Starlings a democracy. Why? She feels that they should be ruled by one of their own, which is a surprising show of maturity and awareness I didnât expect from her. However, the person she hopes to be their leader of this democracy is like âyeah thatâs cool in theory but it doesnât solve the problem that the people are tied to the rulerâs lives.â So again, it doesnât matter. Notably, Isla never offers to make the Wildlings a democracy, despite thinking itâs a good system and not wanting responsibility early on.
One thing that bugs me is that there is no tensions between the realms with them being a democracy and the others being monarchies, which is very unrealistic. The other realms are chill with it even if they donât see the appeal. This also ties into the fact, that we are shown that the common people as a whole, seem to be relatively content under their regime. Part of this is because we generally only get the narrow perspective of the elites of the world, with the odd citizen who loves Isla or rebel who tries to kill her.
However, the rebels exist (even if they arenât all that important) and we are told there is discontent. Early in the book, this occurs:
Oro nodded. He made to face his own representatives when Azul said, âThere is something else. Rebellion on the island is brewing. Our spies have heard the whispers, carried along the wind.â
Oro frowned. âWhat do those whispers say?â
âThe people are not pleased with how long it took to break the curses, or our decisions as rulers.â
âWhich realm?â Oro asked.
âAll of them. The ones on Lightlark, at least,â he said. His gaze shifted to Soren. âYes, even Moonling.â
Rebellion. Would the people of Lightlark really attempt to overthrow Oro, or any of the other rulers? Without heirs, their rule represented a total monarchy. Rebellion was futile, when killing a ruler would result in the death of everyone in their realm.
Their expressions were grave, but no one looked too surprised. It made Isla think rebellion was not a new concept on Lightlark. (6%)
Annnnnnd this is never revisited unless you include the rebels, which I donât. Why? Weâre never shown this. We donât see the common people in general, but thereâs never any sense of tensions between them and the elite. We donât see people protesting, peacefully or otherwise, organizing etc. Any people we do meet face-to-face are pretty happy with their rulers. Iâm actually very interested in seeing how the rulers would react to a protest/rebellion because historically, monarchies would stop peasant revolts with the highly effective tactic of âkilling a lot of them to scare them into stopping.â Authoritarians and democracies have done the same. I have a feeling Aster wouldnât take that route (except for maybe Grim, but then there would be some kind of excuse for him that they were really bad people actually).
Revolution would have a really interesting turn of events. I would have loved to see it. The people shouldnât be pleased with their rulers, they barely put any effort into adapting their societies to the curses! Starlings especially, since they are constantly given the short end of the stick. But ultimately this culminates in the rebels appearing for two (?) scenes, one where they try to kill Isla and the other to give her information. Guys...this isnât revolutions work...
Part of the reason I canât analyze these books is because thereâs no violence. No, Isla and Grim killing random people doesnât count, and even the battle at the end doesnât really count. Itâs a one-off, itâs not constant or everyone constantly in fear of it occurring. Violence doesnât even need to be physical fighting, it can be damaging to culture, stripping workers of rights, etc. So much of what I have learned is about states inflicting violence on their own people OR other more powerful countries/international organizations inflicting violence upon a country for their own interests. This world doesnât function like that because the elites are the good guys.
International relations
Alright here we go: they make no fucking sense. For one, there is so little definition between all of the realms that you donât get a great sense of how and why they interact. While each realm has their own shtick, we donât see how they ever really work together/trade to mutually benefit. While tensions between realms is kinda integral to the plot in both books, thereâs not a lot of weight behind any actions that leaders do (either for themselves personally or for their nation).
Something that occurred very early on set how tone deaf Isla (and the book) is with this sort of thing. For context, Isla in the last book stole Auroraâs powers so the lives of the Starlings are tied to her, technically making her their ruler. She hasnât been yet accepted or coronated though, so sheâs in a weird waiting space. She is requesting an outfit for her first official outing as ruler of two realms and this what she asks for:
âMake me look like a sword,â Isla had told the Starling tailor Leto. âOne thatâs more blood than blade.â A mixture of Wildling and Starling. (3%)
That poor tailor. What are you supposed to do with that? I know that Isla is total badass with more weapons than clothes, do you really want your first impression as a ruler of two realms (perhaps the only one in history) to look like a bloodsoaked sword? If you want to give off âmenacing warlord Iâm-going-to-conquer-your-realm-via-bloody-conflictâ vibes this works. If you want to leave a good impression on your new people, maybe reconsider. Iâm assuming Isla just wants to look like a badass though, but this comes off like a middle-schooler writing a their cool edgy main character.
Also, Iâm confused why Isla chooses red to represent the Wildlings when 1) green to represent growth would fit better and 2) is she not trying to get away from the stereotype that Wildlings are bloodthirsty monsters? I think the only thing stupider would be wearing a communist flag as a cape to international meeting discussing democracy and sit next to the US official.
Anyway!
Little bit of clarification: Nightshades no longer have an isle on Lightlark and only live on Nightshade. Wild isle on Lightlark is abandoned and they only live on Wildling Newlands. Sunlings are completely bound to Lightlark and therefore donât have a newlands. Skyling, Moonling, and Starlings all have their own isle and newlands. For 500 years, Lightlark had a perpetual storm that only lifted during the 100 days of the Centennial; there are no other times that people can enter or leave and there is no communication between realms and their diaspora during those 99 years.
People have nitpicked about the fact that there are bananas and chocolate on Lightlark considering that they canât import anything and it is alluded to being a temperate not tropical climate. Also the fact that a 100 year storm would completely devastate their agriculture. All valid. I donât feel the need to elaborate.
We have almost no indication of how much realms mingle either in the newlands or on Lightlark. Lightlark is the only places where common people regularly interact with different peoples, yet interrealm marriage seems to be extraordinary rare unless youâre a ruler. Rulers on newlands donât seem to meet ever unless they are on Lightlark. Which is stupid. Imagine if world leaders never interacted or communicated with one another unless they were coming together for a UN meeting. Okay, the UN might not be a great comparison because thereâs 193 countries that are a part of it, but regardless.
Like I said earlier, you would think that Wildlings and Starlings sort of being the underdogs might have stronger relations. The Starlings could give their dead to Wildlings in exchange for elixir or gems. Nah. It seems to be implied that Wildlings are completely cut off from other realms and therefore donât trade with them. Isla at one point notices a Nightshade using a coin currency she had never seen before, which implies that realms use different currencies or she/Wildlings donât use coinage. A barter-system makes most sense for them.
I totally forgot about this, but Azul in the first book shows off an emerging mailing system using wind powers. Cool! Useful! Never brought up again.
Moonlings seem to be economic powerhouse of this world because their economy/trade with them is mentioned about three times throughout the two books. What do they trade? Uh. Healing? Bandages? Something. I think that Moonlings are the only healers/doctors in this world, which completely changes their role in international politics. That gives them immense leverage. âOh, you want healers? Only on our terms.â Cleo could threaten to withdraw her people from other realms if thereâs something going on there she doesnât like. This is kinda shown with her and her people leaving Lightlark and joining Nightshade but itâs not really portrayed as a heavy loss, in part of the oh-so-special Wildling elixir.
Can I talk about the elixir now? I can? YIPPIE
It was mentioned a few times in book one, with the rather confusing conditions about how it functioned (pain reliever or heals) that basically disappears during book two and is just a healing potion. The elixir functions similar to the starstick in the narrative; it solves problems to move the story along quicker and doesnât do a great job in covering it up. I wouldnât call it central to the plot but in a sense it kind of is? Thereâs a subplot where itâs made from a rare flower that is difficult to grow and so theyâre running out of elixir. We never actually get the sense theyâre running low because Isla uses it left and right, FAR more often than she did in book one.
At 40% of the book, nightbane gets mentionedâyou know, the thing in title?âwhen Isla is at the black market in Nightshade. It doesnât get brought up until later and Grim tells her that itâs fantasy heroin. Itâs forgotten about until way later when Grim brings Isla to a field full of nightbane flowers. But wait a minute, these are the same flowers that are used for Wildling elixir! Plot twist, elixir from these plants made by a Wildling makes healing potion and when its made by a Nightshade itâs hard drugs. They should trade together! Keep this in mind, Iâll bring it up again.
I will give Aster this: the quote she uses at the beginning of the book has layers (exactly two, but layers): âMy bane and antidote, both before me.â I assumed that this was referring to Oro and Grim and rolled my eyes. I was pleasantly surprised that it was tied in another way.
However, Iâve got a tiny little question. Why does the realm that can famously grow things HAVE TROUBLE GROWING A SINGLE DAMN PLANT. The supposed tension of them running out of flowers feels pointless when this question isnât answered. Is the climate? Is some stupid magic reason?
Speaking of economics, I had a bit of an inside joke to myself that Aster was going to somehow insert capitalism/neoliberalism into Lightlark. It wasnât, which is for the best, but it would have been sooo funny and I would have torn it shreds. I would have brought Marxist theory into it for the sheer absurdity. However, thinking about this made me realize that 1) if Aster had wanted to do Global North/South commentary, other realms exploiting the Wildling for their land and natural resources (like the gems that are supposedly so numerous you can trip over them walking around) it would have been a great tie in and 2) what does the average person do?
Lightlark is a pretty average âvaguely European medieval inspired because itâs not specified otherwiseâ fantasy. I know I am looking WAY into it. BUT. Are they mainly agrarian and most commonfolk are based in agriculture (do some of the realms have feudal systems)? Have they industrialized? What do realms have to offer each other in trade that isnât magic based? We have zero sense of what the commonfolk do because they just donât matter or exist until they do forânot even convenienceâjust to show that Isla is a good or bad ruler.
Culture and society
Remember when I said Iâd put a pin in that Wildlings are struggling to sustain themselves? Iâm bringing it up now. Not only is there the very big plothole of âthey can grow things at an extraordinary rateâ but it isnât delved into the exact reasons why they are struggling. Itâs implied that they are harvesting food pretty consistently, so why is food a struggle? The reasons are implied at best. It seems that the knowledge of storing food is lost, as well as not getting balanced diet, though that second one is a little out of place since that takes longer to identify and address than a couple weeks.
Also why is there no shock among people that they have to eat multiple times a day? Would that not be an extreme shock when youâve spent your entire life only needing to eat a heart a month? No?
During Isla plus some random people from Lightlarkâs brief stint in humanitarian aid (Isla forgot to tell her people this and they were almost attacked on sight for being outsiders. The volunteers didnât know what they were volunteering for until they meet up with Isla), they show Wildlings how to prepare and cook meat. They also fix houses, provide a steady food supply, and give them ânew skills and resources.â Interestingly, disease is never mentioned especially odd since the Wildling Newlands is tropical. Education for the masses is also never mentioned, so Iâm assuming that is there is no institution that provides it, even though literacy or lack thereof are never mentioned. Most likely it never crossed Asterâs mind.
The thing that bugs me about this little stint is that it feels so superficial and like itâs a checkbox Aster wanted to tick. Isla is supposed so worried about being a bad ruler and concerned for her people, but this whole thing is covered in a couple pages. She doesnât even do most of the work, a Sunling takes care of the situation. Isla talks with her people but the only one we see is Wren, the leader of a larger village, and proves to be far more competent as a leader than Isla in the few times we see her. We donât even get to see Isla interact with the common people in any meaningful manner, itâs all off screen. The entire thing is also solved so quickly, which hmm. Forgoes a lot of potential in several ways.
This leads into probably my biggest grip about these books: there are so many opportunities for social commentary about how concerning the relationship between the Global North (Western countries) and the Global South (aka the âThird Worldâ though that language is outdated).
Stick with me here.
Aster has Colombian heritage, her middle grade series that she wrote before Lightlark is based on Colombian folklore, which is cool. The Wildlings are supposed to be based on her heritage. I say âsupposed toâ because it isnât clear in-text and I didnât realize it until Marines (who is Latina and Black) pointed out the stereotypes. Wildlings are ostracized by the rest of the realms and are struggling far more than the other realms. While each realm has its problems, they appear to have more than enough resources to help and donât. Are you seeing the connection here?
Starlings are also a struggling nation, mostly due to their curse. Early on, a representative of the Starlings Maren says this:
âFor centuries, we have been an afterthought. A blip in your ancient lives. We have been treated as disposable by many. Taken in the middle of the night. Subjected to labor, and torture, and sometimes worse.â She looked at the king. âYou executed those found guilty, but so many fell through the cracks.â She grimaced. âStar Isle is in ruins. I canât imagine the newland is faring much better.â She looked to Isla. âWe need a ruler.â (6%)
Crazy thing to drop that trafficking and slavery is a thing in this world*. Never talked about again of course, but again, similar things that occur even today in the Global South at the hands of the Global North, usually in the form of multinational corporations/neocolonialism that is always brushed aside or under the rug. Are you seeing the connections here?
This interpretation might be just a tad influenced by the fact that I am currently taking two different international development courses this semester, both of them emphasizing that the Global North was only able to develop because it heavily exploited the Global South and continues to do so today.
Even so, I love social commentary in fiction, itâs another way that you can enjoy media beyond its âsurface levelâ story. Now. Do I think that Aster would have been able to write this well? Eh, probably not. Iâm hesitant to criticize her in this way because I have no idea how attached she is to her heritage/history. However, considering how she build a world that has inequities but doesnât address them, and how many of the difficult topics she touches in her book that are not handled great, I have my doubts. Sheâs too busy making her dolls horny for each other, not even making them kiss.
(*Weirdly enough, there seems to be a sex work/trafficking problem in Nightshade that Grim (or Aster) doesnât address. There is a scene where Isla pretends to be dancer/stripper/sex worker to get information out of some dude, which exists purely for her to dance sexily in front of Grim and includes the sentence âHe was staring like a man entranced, standing predatorially still.â [60%] Brother eugh)
On a similar note: Islaâs clothes. The books feel the need to constantly hammer on Islaâs clothes in a way that is insanely frustrating to read. It either stuck out more in my memory when thinking about the first book because it bugged me so much, or her outfits werenât described as often in this one, but every single time her clothes would be brought up as immodest/barely covering anything, it would trigger me.
Iâm convinced that Aster didnât read her own book before writing the second just in general. Specifically, Iâm convinced that she completely forgot that itâs normal for Wildlings to wear little or no clothes in literally the very first chapter of her first book. Sure, Wildlings are known for being sexually free (which is also constantly harped on), but there are many cultures where bare/exposed bodies are not inherently sexual. If this is what Isla grew up with, then what does she consider immodest or improper? Youâd think that she would have a completely different concept of immodesty from other realms. While there are occasions where Isla directly states that wearing some of these clothes make her uncomfortable because of how exposed she is (which are ALL in the flashback sections where Grim doesnât give her another option), in the first book, we never get a reason behind why she doesnât like wearing these sorts of outfits. Actually, itâs not even clear that she DOESNâT like them because of some of her clothing decisions in book 2.
This is something I noted in my analysis of Lightlark, but I didnât expand much on it. Itâs pretty clear that itâs the authorâs own opinion coming through her character and wanting to establish that she (Aster or Isla, take your pick) isnât like those girls.
It was black and gave her Wildling clothing competition for impropriety. It hung by two thin straps that looked one wrong move away from snapping, had the lowest-cut bodice she had ever seen and a slit so high, there was very little fabric in the middle holding it all together. (60%)
A quick, thieving trip to the night market later, she was dressed in about as little fabric as possible to still be considered clothed. [âŚ] Before, Isla had felt embarrassed by the amount of skin she was showing, but now she saw she was wearing almost the most fabric in the room. Her dress was black gossamer, with a dipping neckline, two pieces covering her breasts, then coming together in the middle. It had a slit up to her hip. (71%)
Her dress was tiny, sky blue, and strapless. She had glued little gems around the sides of her eyes. Glitter dusted her collarbones and shoulders. He had bought her each of these itemsâwith very specific instructionsâbut he still looked surprised. (79%)
Her new red, metal-woven dress whispered against the smooth floor, feeling almost like chain mail [âŚ]. Her bare, tan shoulders. The silk-and-steel corset. The slit in her dress revealing knee-high boots sheâd had made, because they were more practical than her heels or slippers. (3%)
That first dress she decides to ditch underwear because the slit is too high, which is crazy work. You guys have wire bras, tank tops and tight-shorts-that-are-definitely-booty-shorts-but-canât-be-called-that, but no fantasy thongs? Iâve also got many questions about Isla making her own boots (which are, predictably, never mentioned again) and why sheâs focused on them being practical when sheâs wearing a sleeve-less dress with a high slit and a metal corset but pop off queen I guess.
Not only does the constant borderline slut-shaming mixed with ânot like other girlsâ syndrome drive me nuts, this again had the potential for both culture clash and commentary. Think about it, if Isla had come to the Centennial with her normal outfits and the other rulers mocked/looked down at her for it while sheâs confused, would that not have given this an ounce of depth? We would have seen something that is normal (and not inherently sexual) to her being objectified and sexualized by outsiders. This could have been commentary on how people perceive WOC or indigenous culture/women, but noooo.
Weirdly enough, Wildlings are always seen as the slutty, seductive temptresses but then we get a brief look into Nightshadeâs culture which is. uh. Distinctly more sexual. You could say that because Wildlings are majority women that they are demonized for their sexuality while for Nightshades, a lot of the sexuality is centered around pleasuring men (a culture of one-night stands with the ruler, the sex-worker/stripper section for the thief), so itâs seen as natural or what ever BS. However, it doesnât even seem to occur to Aster that she created this double standard. Isla is very startled by the clothing and ball orgy (idek man), but she doesnât have quite the same thoughts about âimmodestyâ as she does toward her own Wildling clothes. Like in this section:
Women wore clothes she had never seen in other realmsâ landsâboots that reached their thighs, dresses with chain mail woven through, pants that were glossy and shimmering. Compared to them, Isla was wearing far too much clothing. She kept her head down and her hoodâa black one she had procured in another marketâbuttoned at its front, so as not to show what she wore beneath, the only other dark-colored clothing she owned, a deep-plum silk dress meant for sleeping. (40%)
Not only is this just sort of bizarre, it paints Isla as kind of chaste and naive which is uh. A Choice when these flashbacks are of her and Grim getting together when she was 18/19 and him 500+.
Anyway, letâs delve deeper into the culture of Lightlark. Itâs very surface-level in general and even realms that get more focus are still very hazy. We get stuff like âSkylings celebrate orbsâ and âWildlings have a festival revolving around growth.â The whole color-coding thing is still present, but for all we know they all wear (beside Nightshades and Wildlings) the same clothes in different colors.
One thing that didnât appear nearly as much in this book as book 1 was the listing off of each realm doing something, which thank god. Itâs always presented clunky in the same format of âThe Wildlings were/did X. The Sunlings were/did X. The Moonlings were/did X.â etc etc. I think the only time it showed up in this format was in an early chapter where they have a feast.
A special drink was prepared, a Sunling specialty. [âŚ] It tasted of honey and burned like liquor. The flames licking the edge of the goblet stroked her cheeks as she drank, then sank into the dregs of the drink before simmering away completely.
The first food course was pure Skyling. It was a floating feast, served in a flowerpotâminiature vegetables still tied to the roots, flying about, that one had to pin down with their fork to eat. [...]
The second course was Starling. The fine silver plates contained a single orb. Once all were served, the Starlings snapped their fingers in unison, and the orbs exploded, revealing a cut of unfamiliar meat, carved into precise pieces. Large saltlike rocks formed a circle around the protein. Isla bit into one and startled when it burst like a firecracker in her mouth.
The Moonling course arrived last [âŚ] Blocks of ice were presented with live fish still swimming within them. Their eyes were wide as they tried to navigate their quickly melting confines. (5%)
Even though Aster is trying to paint a very whimsical and diverse assortment, it lowkey doesnât really make sense. The Moonling course is meant to be a statement about Lightlark falling apart and the people representing the people. Sure I guess. Whatever. People have talked about the animate (alive?) flowerpot vegetables, I donât feel the need to hash on it. Notably Nightshade and Wildling arenât represented; Nightshade makes sense but Wildling does not since Isla is the one that saved them all? Should her culture not be represented? If I were in her shoes, Iâd be pissed.
Does this imply that Wildlings have only subsided on hearts for so long that they have lost knowledge of any recipes or dishes? That has HUGE implications. Food and culture are heavily tied together, to lose your ability make cultural dishes is a huge rupture for people. Itâs a form of violence, even if in this case itâs not really intentional. Preventing people from growing certain crops, hunting, or making culturally significant dishes has been used against marginalized groups as a facet of genocide. Sorry that got dark pretty quick but thereâs just so many things that you could (or maybe just me lol) extrapolate from not just the casual throw away lines, but the lack of mentioning something.
The actual story and writing
I was initially planning on just focusing on analysis above and not go over stuff others have before, but then I realized in the last few chapters that there is too much stuff that I want to yap about that wouldnât fit in it. This will be less structure and have a lot more hopping around. Iâm also not going to summarize the whole book because thereâs enough metas that do that, so apologizes if itâs a bit disjointed.
Hereâs the thing about the Lightlark series. Thereâs actually a lot of potential in the ideas Aster has. I wonât deny it, some of them would be really cool to see focused on. But thereâs too many elements and none of them are fleshed out well, so they end up feeling a bit like bullet points on a brainstorming list for worldbuilding ideas that got turned into a paragraph in the final draft. Much of these books feels a bit like a show thatâs on a shoestring budget, working with duct tape and a dream but has none of the charm and soul. The costumes are cheap and gaudy and the main cast are walking around cardboard cutouts of people. It wants to be high fantasy world but it doesnât want to commit the effort into building it.
There are few things more infuriating than wasted potential.
I donât want to say that Aster doesnât care about her series, because thatâs kind of a crappy thing to accuse and she did abandon her middle grade series for this one (because it didnât garner nearly as much internet fame as she hoped). But at its heart, the Lightlark series is built on tropes and what BookTok likes, which in my opinion is the worst way you could construct your book if you want it be well crafted. I believe that Aster is more focused on writing a book that gets a lot of attention rather than one thatâs well crafted.
Which leads me to her actual prose. I do think people are a tad too harsh. Yes, there are some truly terrible lines, such as the infamous âLightlark was a shining, cliffy thingâ and her horrendous attempt at foreshadowing by calling the sun âyolkyâ a couple times. But if you throw enough enough spaghetti at a wall, some of it bound to stick. Not only that, but apparently Aster has mentioned in a Tiktok that she canât/has trouble mentally visualizing scenes which does explain some things, but the way that people have commented on it is. Hmm. I havenât seen anything too over the top, but it certainly has a âha ha stupidâ element to it.
I also struggle with mentally visualizing scenes. Some people canât mentally picture things at all, which is called aphantasia. I didnât actually know that people can have crystal-clear visualization until a few years ago. I can picture something from a movie/show Iâve seen very clearly, but my own is very hazy. I tend to have white wall syndrome BAD unless I put in a lot of effort to build a scene, which is in part why fight scenes are so difficult for me and means that a couple paragraphs of description can literally take me hours to write. I focus a ton on body language to âshow not tell,â but what a person looks like? uh.
Anyway, some people have said that her prose uses pretty simple language. I feel like I personally canât criticize authors for having more simple language since my own writing comes off as kind of simple. I also struggle to color my writing without making a fitting but rare word seem out of place. However, something I do when I read is write down words or short phrases that catch my eye in my notes for my current wip. Usually action words since writing fight scenes have always been the bane of my existence. Do these words ever actually get incorporated into my story? Usually not. But Iâd like to think the process helps me think more deeply about how to better my writing.
Where am I going with this? Because I realized after finishing that not once while reading this book did that occur. Not once in *checks* 432 pages according to good reads. I regularly have instances where multiple times in a single chapter of a fanfic I will save a word or looked up what it means. That isnât a good look for a published book.
I donât think that Aster is too concerned with improving her prose. She did stop making pastry related similes and metaphors in book two, which were very bizarre and kind of silly, but it had the unintentional effect of making Nightbaneâs descriptions more dull because she didnât really replace it with anything else. I want to make it clear that Iâm automatically biased against super flowery language/purple prose because (new) authors have a tendency to double down on something that makes no sense but seems deep and poetic. To me it starts to sound like âhis voice was like a stone on a beach that was smashed upon its brethren for eternity until it was nothing more than fine sand.â What the fuck does that mean.
Lightlark was a great example of it, but certainly not the worst Iâve seen since reading it. Daughter of the Moon Goddess made some uh. Choices. I think about these ones a lot:
Her voice now cooler than a piece of unworn jade. (p. 13)
Red lights flickers to life like fireflies dancing over the water. Except these were embedded in heads which reared up as Xiangliu uncoiled to full height, almost that of a young cypress. (p. 182)
Yet this sort of description is reduced in Nightbane. Does it make it better? I guess. I have less to complain about at the very least. I still have these lines to share:
âIâll do it,â Isla said, standing, putting a bookmark in the plaited conversations. (8%)
âIf you hurt her, she will kill you. And then I will find a way to revive you so I can kill you again with my own bare hands.â (14%)
Her spine was drenched in fear [âŚ]. (18%)
âI will always be death. I will always be darkness.â (22%)
[...] their swords clashing together like lovers [...]. (31%)
A bird with silver wings cut through the sky like a pair of swords. (58%)
[A sword] was made of two pieces of metal, braided together like lovers, until they formed a single joined tip. (67%)
Grim wore a helmet with spikes that curved down over his nose, his temples. His shoulders had barbs like blades. Touching him anywhere would draw blood. His armor resembled dozens of scales, plated together. (75%)
He was wearing his full armor, the one she had seen in her memories. Spikes everywhere. On his shoulders. On his helmet. He looked the part of a demon. (90%)
âYou look ruinous.â
âI want you to train me in something wrong. Something treacherous.â 80%
The dialogue isnât typically this bad, but my god. At one point Grim says to Isla âYou and me⌠weâre infiniteâ and I canâtttttttttttttttttt. Itâs so silly it leaves me giggling every time I think about it. It comes up three times. Third time is not a charm, Aster you cannot sell me on the infinite thing. Also she refers to Grim as a demon 23 times, which is at least 20 times too many.
Her writing style is very choppy, which works well in action scenes. But she utilizes it constantly. This has the unintentional effect of giving some of her prose like âspikes everywhere. On his shoulders. On his helmetâ the voice of an edgy middle schooler making fun of something.
Okay, now the actual story.
Itâs glaringly obvious that Aster just wants to focus on the love triangle and anything politics related feels like its only there because she felt obligated to include it. I actually did like how Isla and Oroâs relationship started to truly form in the early parts of the book. Their relationship feels more romance-driven, while Isla and Grimâs is more lust-driven, but it pretty quickly has a sexual element. It was actually kind of bizarre because Oro doesnât want to have sex with her until sheâs in a better mindset (she has a brief depression arc) which is good, but also denies her very clear advances. I think this supposed to make us go âOro is so mean, Grim always has sex with Islaâ but Iâm just baffled.
Speaking of sex, thereâs a fair amount of smut in this book. Being someone who physically canât read smut unless it is so terrible that it would already make my bones want to army crawl out of my skin, I canât judge whether itâs good or not. What I can say is that a YA book having as many (fairly explicit) sex scenes is a bitâŚweird. Sexuality shouldnât be removed YA entirely of course, but this level feels too much to me. I think people who âadvocateâ for YA books having more smut need to move on NA and authors that want more smut in their YA need to remember who the target audience is supposed to be and possibly reevaluate their rating, though I know publishing isnât that simple.
Much like in the first book, anyone who isnât Isla, Grim, or Oro just sort of pops in once in a while to remind you they exist. I was briefly deceived with the potential of Azul being a mentor to Isla before he said âI canât teach you how to rule, Isla. You must figure that out yourself.â (9%) which is so not how that works and is stupid beyond comprehension. Thatâs how you end up with a country without basic provisions like roads and civil rights, a civil war, revolution, getting overthrown by a dictator that people vote for because you let people starve etc etc.
There was a moment where Aster was going to expand Cleoâs personality beyond âbitch,â but it didnât go much farther than Cleo having a son that died. Isla reminds her of him for some reason. This somehow is her motivation.
There was a scene that I really liked where Isla portals to Celeste/Auroraâs old room, sits in some memories, and then starts trashing the place. I wish we had gotten a much deeper look into Isla and Celeste/Auroraâs relationship because itâs so crunchy. Having a good portion of the book in the past presented that opportunity but Aster didnât take it. She was Islaâs first and only friend for a long time. Aurora manipulated this already abused girl and never cared about her. Her betrayal out of all of them hurt the most at the end of Lightlark. Isla has complex feelings about her, but most of all feels hurt and angry. The scene is pretty short though and clearly is just setting up something for book three. Shame.
I talked about this before, but Isla is so cut off from her own culture itâs actually insane. She doesnât know basic things about her culture/people and itâs never presented as âoh my god your guardians isolated you so much you didnât know Xâ but more as a âhuh. Anyway.â Because in the real world, this level of lack of knowledge would be a red flag for growing up in a cult or severe abuse. I'm not really joking. The most glaring example is Bonded. Apparently all Wildlings are bounded to an animal companion. In Lightlark, it is mentioned that some Wildlings have animal friends, but itâs not clear that ALL of them do. This should shape how Wildlings live drastically but they are only ever briefly mentioned aside from Islaâs.
This entire thing should have been cut or expanded, but more likely scrapped. First of all, the bonding ceremony is stupid because itâs different for Rulers than commonfolk because rulers have to shoot their Bonded thatâs attempting to kill them because⌠it proves something? It only proves that Aster didnât think it through much because I donât understand how harming your companion and dominating nature is supposed to prove anything. Especially from a group of people that (I would argue) are indigenous-coded since that is very antithetical to their beliefs.
Moving on. Isla is like âsure Iâll do the ceremony if itâs still an option.â Then Wren bring her to a scary forest with a single arrow and leaves. Isla almost dies to a bear or something. She finds a giant black leopard. She Bonds with it. It turns out it used to be her motherâs Bonded. Wanna guess what itâs name is?
Itâs Lynx.
This is a new level of bad naming that I didnât know was possible. I try not to judge people on bad naming because I suck at it too, but wow. Thereâs also a Skyling named Sturm, which is German for storm (who wudda thunk it) but it honestly comes off like Aster changed a single letter.
Lynx doesnât really matter and honestly feels like he exists purely for the end where Isla rides him into battle. He somehow shows her a memory of her mother, which was kinda sweet. But there was a lot of missed potential in this? Lynx only accepts her out of obligation to his last partner. With the story so heavily focused on Islaâs (and Grimâs) past, would this not have been a way for her dig into the past and try to connect with a mother she never knew?
Speaking of which, itâs also very clear that Aster just wanted to show how Isla and Grim got together. A fair amount of the book occurs in long flashbacks in chronological order as Isla remembers the memories Grim erased. It didnât occur to me later how amusing it is that itâs strictly in chronological order, both for the readerâs sake of not getting confused and for plot twist reasons of course. These books are just about finding Mcguffins and the flashback is no different.
Actually I just realized how much it mirrored Lightlark. Isla is looking for human skin gloves, then Grim convinces her to help him find a magic sword, she basically abandons her own quest, they bond, etc. This is very similar to Isla looking for the bondbreaker, Oro convincing her to help him find the heart of lightlark and them bonding. If this was intentional, I think it would have been more effective if there were clearer differences made between Oro and Grim. If it wasnât, it shows how formulaic her writing is.
It starts off with Isla accidentally portaling to Nightshade and running from guards. Some lady sees her and is like âyouâre late. Here, put on this undescribed but assuredly slutty dressâ and she gets in a line up of women like that one scene in the Emperorâs New Groove where heâs told to pick out a wife. And Islaâs like âis this a battle formation? A dance recital?â Grim saunters in, picks her and brings her to his bedroom and the pieces finally click together for her when heâs basically pinning her against a wall. Oh so thatâs what those girls meant when they said it would be an honor to be part of the ruling line! This girl is denser than a brick. Grim asks for her consent, which is sort of ooc for him in general but considering heâs under the assumption she signed up for this, itâs even more ooc.
She says yes for some fuckin reason, he kisses her, fireworks exploded blah blah blah, she comes to her senses and stabs him in the chest then portals away. Delightful meet-cute.
I canât remember if he breaks into her room when sheâs in her nightclothes first or if she portals back with wildling elixir for his stab wound as an apology, hides in his huge-ass bathtub and almost sees him naked first. Those both happen. Eventually Grim tells asks her to team up with him and find a magic sword that does something and heâll help her at the Centennial, which is going to occur in about a year. Itâs lowkey annoying for two plotlines occurring in text at the same time that are fetch quests. The endless âthey have to find the thing to find the thing to do the thing but first we gotta talk to a guy who might know about the thingâ is so repetitive.
Thereâs a pattern of Isla portaling somewhere, getting her shit rocked, and Grim saving her but she doesnât seem to be making this connection and doing something different. In one of these (many) occurrences, Isla puts on the high slit nightshade dress, sneaks onto Nightshade, somehow gets hurt and Grim portals her away. I think my notes on this moment best summarizes both the next scene and my reaction of speechlessness and disappointment:
Bruh.
Literally have my hand covering my face
Bruh.
For future me, while taking pieces of glass out of her hands, sheâs in her nightshade dress (possibly without underwear, pussy out) on his lap and she can feel him getting hard. Bruh
Also Grim has a necklace that prevent curses from working on him so he can walk in nighttime. WHICH COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS WHAT HAPPENED IN BOOK ONE
She had a theory that the Wildling forest might be a little like herâthat its quelling of powers also meant other realmsâ curses would be nullified.
And she had been right.
Grimâs jaw went slack. He stared up at the sky through the treetops in wonder. He couldnât access the dark power that thrummed through his veins, but it seemed the view of the dark sky above was enough. (Lightlark, 85%)
I remembered this specific moment because I thought it was cool to see Grim be able to see the night again after five centuries of not being able to and reconnect with that for even just a moment. (Also because immediately afterwards he tells Isla they used to be in love and he erased her memory.) So that moment has zero weight anymore. The fact that he has the necklace doesnât even get brought up again and exists purely to hint that he knew Islaâs father.
Thereâs a part where the sword is found in a dragonâs lair filled with traps. Isla accidentally sets one off and gets hit by one. Grim valiantly protects her and gets shot with TWELVE arrows. Itâs so over the top itâs goofy. Thereâs obviously a wound tending scene. The flashbacks are filled with all the tropes booktok loves. How do they deal with the traps later? Grim triggers them himself and takes it all on. Poor tortured soul without even a concept of a braincell. Isla allllllmost gets the sword, it teleports away, which was a bunch of BULLSHIT. Then she randomly finds it in the Wildling forest later.
To Asterâs credit, she cut down on the number of plot twists, added some callback/foreshadowing and spaced them out slightly. The first book, the last couple of chapters felt like getting punched repeatedly in the face. This time, it was like getting punched, having a couple seconds to blink and then get punched more.
What does the sword do? It controls the dreks. Remember those? Yeah, apparently Grimâs ancestor Cronan (who helped make Lightlark), turned people into mindless unstoppable monsters and the sword controls them. Another (unnamed female) ancestor cast a curse on it so it couldnât be used by the Nightshade ruling line. The dreks having been coming out a crevasse in Nightshade and Grim is the only thing holding them back from destroying it and the rest of the world. Okay.
Toward the end when itâs almost arrived at the point where Grim is going to attack Lightlark, Isla finds out that all of her people are gone. Grim kidnapped them. This is literally laughable, I canât take it seriously at ALL. He kidnapped an ENTIRE nation in a single night. The logistical nightmare. Isla finally tugs on her necklace he gave her to summon him and heâs like âyou got my note :Dâ about kidnapping her people and then is confused when sheâs mad and doesnât want to join the dark side.
This book tried to gaslight me in the last ~20% that I like Grim and that heâs both a villain and not evil. I refuse to let it gaslight me. Bro tries to pull the fact they made a (verbal and vague) agreement to trade that this justifies his actions, which includes removing the memories of Wildlings ridden with guilt of cannibalism (but donât worry, they consented to it. UNLIKE ISLA).
âWe made a dealâŚ.remember? Wildling help with nightbane, in exchange for a very vague assortment of whatever your people needed.â (80%)
Isla accuses him of sending the dreks to Lightlark and he tells her that was a coincidence. He then explains that he doesnât want to slaughter Lightlark like how he explicitly did in his message and illusion showing death and destruction.
âConsider this a warning,â [Grimâs voice] said. âA glimpse at the future. You have one month to vacate the island. In thirty days, I am coming to destroy it.â
Shouts. Screams.
âNothing will be left. You can choose to flee to your newlands . . . or join me in a new future. The choice is simple. Fighting is futile. The ruin coming is inevitable.â (36%)
No! Grim is innocent! There was just a series of events that coincided with his messages that unintentionally came off much more threatening than he intented. Whoopsies heâs just bad at communication. I am astounded. YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT 80 FUCKING PERCENT INTO THE BOOK WHERE NOTHING. FUCKIN. HAPPENNNNEDDDDDDDDDD
If this was supposed to be a major twist, there *clap* needed *clap* to *clap* be *clap* BUILD UPPPP and have them question the inconsistencies
At some point in another flashback, Grim goes from dropping crazy lore about his dad to crazy lore that they live in a pocket dimension and other worlds exist. Absolutely fucking wild thing to drop and have no one go âwow thatâs earthshattering information!â Anyway.
Thereâs the battle. Itâs whatever. Oro is about to kill Grim when he tells them that 1) his life and hers is tied and 2) theyâre married. Theyâve been married the whole time. What. I was spoiled by this because I read reviews of these books before I read them and it still caught me off guard. Grim thinks that the other world can revive the dead (which is why Cleo joined his forces) and can save her because apparently sheâs on a time limit since she technically died.
You guys remember her vision of death and destruction caused by Grim? That was a memory. Of her causing death and destruction. THIS ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT WAS BASED ON HER BEING THE MOST INCOMPETENT HUMAN ALIVE.
Hereâs what happened: more dreks than ever were attacking a nightshade village, Grim will die fighting them yadda yadda and Isla teleports there via Love and unleashes her nightshade powers, killing not only the dreks but the villagers, including children, and reducing it to a wasteland. She also died. WHAT
Her memories are completely chronological except for this one little scene which she thinks is a vision and everyone else went âyeah that seems legitâ despite seeing the future being something that only an oracle can do (I think). I assumed it was a Flair that nobody acknowledged but it turns out her Flair is breaking curses. Okay. Sure. Whatever. Is this an idiot plot? I donât think it technically counts, but honestly with the end painting it as if there were a series of miscommunications from Grim and Isla, I feel like it could constitute as one. It actually made me so mad.
Isla is like âIâm a monster donât touch meâ when Oro tries to comfort her. She ends up leaving Lightlark with Grim and thatâs how it ends.
Final thoughts
I need to wrap this up because at this point Iâve been putting far more effort into this than a paper for my final and a proposal for my senior thesis (that I havenât started).
Much like Lightlark, Nightbane was A Book For Sure. I didnât drag myself through it like I did with the first, but it is so meandering. Thereâs times when you and the characters need to breathe, but this is just slow. There's so much nothing. Just like Lightlark, it feels a bit aimless and urgentless even when weâre told that important things are going to happen.
Was Nightbane better than Lightlark? Not really. Is it worse? Not really. Itâs bad for sure.
Thereâs the obvious things like âGrim is a giant creep and needs a restraining orderâ and the most well developed characters have as much depth as a paper plate. The plot twists are never meant for you to go âoh that finally clicks!â itâs meant to hit upside the head with a baseball bat, declaring that they live in a pocket dimension and then move on. What stands out the most for me this time around is the wasted potential.
The thing is that if you have a good and well-written story, it is easy to overlook its flaws in worldbuilding, characters, etc. When you donât, they only stand out more. Thereâs a reason why I get really excited when someone leaves a comment praising my prose/writing on a craft level. Anyone can come up with a good/interesting idea. Writing it well is something else entirely.
Part of what stumps me about books like this is that I fundamentally donât understand why some authors are content to produce stories that require you to turn off your brain to enjoy and donât seem to want to polish their skills and writing. I totally understand the appeal of this kind story, it can be fun and low-stakes. I read fanfiction, it would be hypocritical of me if I said I didnât enjoy that kind of thing. But the sheer volume and popularity of books like this baffles me.
If I ever write a book I want published, I want it to be thought-provoking, I want it to say something. I donât understand authors who are cool with just copy-pasting each otherâs enemies-to-lovers love triangle where the obvious choice is the brooding âmorally grayâ 6â9â emo man with a veneer of âgovernment/elite badâ fantasy that accidentally feds into the very system itâs trying to critique.
I am very much the wrong audience for this series, so truly I shouldnât be here writing 13k words dunking on it when I should be working on a thesis proposal. Or maybe my own writing. But I do believe that engaging with book like this helps me better understand what I want in my own work and illustrate what I should avoiding doing and why.
New drinking game for reading Skyshade: take a shot every time Grim says âMy wifeâ or publicly speaks to the fact that yes, he has a wife. I do not think Iâve seen him call Isla by her real name once so far.
Also Iâve usually read Grimâs voice like an extra edgy Shadow the Hedgehoge but now all I can think about is Borat
Iâm like 26 pages in and already I can tell that the plot in this one is about to go off the rails.
Also if I have to read another paragraph of just rapid-fire-basic-ass similes trying to describe the world using 3 random completely separate things (and of course it needs to compares it to stars twice), Iâm gonna scream
With all the bad and poorly thought out character descriptions in Lightlark, my new favorite thing is to try and recreate them with an equally poor drawing in MS paint. Here is Remlar who he and his people were described as:
âThey had long, transparent wings that hung limp at their sides. Their skin was light blue, like someone had stuck a paintbrush in the air to get the color. Their eyes were too large, limbs too long... â
Yes the transparent wings of the borderline bug people who live in an hive have feathers because in the later books they pull them out for mourning and cover fallen comrades. Iâm pretty sure AA just forgot the earlier bug stuff
The shorts are technically non cannon but they are never described as wearing anythin. However basically being almost human he looked weird without pants. If Isla can have a bazillion throwing stars and kives all in her hair and dresses, Remlar can rock some Hawaiian shorts.
Also mini tangent, I lowkey kinda love the blue skin. I wish there was more exotic skin colors/features in this series then just this one minor side race. Like all the skylings are blue and have wings like this, or the wildlings are light green and are kinda like tree nymphs (Iâm picturing Eurydice from hades) sigh. More wasted potential for the series worldbuilding
Cleo is legitimately the best character in Lightlark because she's the only character who doesn't treat Isla like she shat out the sun
Literally everyone in the series treats Isla like she's the most important person in the universe, even her "enemies" handle her with a sort of reverence and act like she's the key to the world
Except for Cleo, all Cleo wants is her son back and she'll do anything to see him again, including giving Isla the middle finger
I know this is why she's narratively given the shaft at every opportunity, and I feel for her. If I was a 600 year old bisexual woman who was stuck in a world full of morons and had lost my son to a curse placed upon my people arbitrarily, I'd be kind of a bitch too
I hope she gets to live to the end of the series and be with her son and be happy because she's the only one who deserves it
FR! I feel like everyone in the Lightlark universe just hates on Cleo for no reason other than itâs Cleo. Aster must have a thing against her or something
Iâm pretty sure there are multiple times where like Isa/Oro/Grim just immediately jump to conclusions that itâs Cleoâs fault if something bad happens
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I felt it needed to be turned into this dumb shitpost when I first saw it⌠Hopefully they got two so it would be Grim and Oro: dueling CABs. Probably one of the most bizarre marketing plans for the book given this lacks ALL the context of the Lightlark series besides just showing off the two main dudes existence. Should have put this on my bingo card lol
So halfway reading through the new book and the Oro story so far is actually not as terrible as I expected. The first 100 pages are some much needed backstory and even though it kind of just turns into cliff notes (or more like shiny cliffy notes) for Lightlark 1, I low-key love Oroâs blunt reaction to Islas shenanigans during the centennial
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so looks like theres gonna be a is a brand new series by Alex aster: Starside. Itâs a brand new series but from the synopsis , it um shares a lot of DNA with Larklight. I guess maybe bit more SJM this time with the TOG/ACOTAR. This is like the 3rd or 4th book released within a span of a year so Iâm sure the quality is gonna be great as usual !
Some thoughts from reading the publisher blurb: (I copied and linked it below). Itâs Lightlark2:Stary boogaloo
- MORE STARS! âStarsideâ lowkey sounds just like a repurposed title from the Lightlark series.
-Dumb names! Starside and Stormside are like peak Aster naming as well. Love it. Maybe they are separated by a Starfence made of starsticks. If there is not a Starsword in this book, Iâm gonna STARt a riot
-not one but TWO Deadly contests! and they are also arbitrary timed every X years
-also contest where you can win magicâŚ
-weirdly specific magic system where you claim power like the weird love bonding transfer stuff ( calling it based on the family âsecretâ in the last paragraph , she actually does inherit power cus she is just so special or old bloodline or something)
- no love triangle, but fully expecting one between Harlan and some bad (or good cus the guard might be the shady one) boy immortal
Synopsis from the book website: vvvv
ABOUT THE BOOK
From Alex Aster, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Lightlark series, comes her first adult romantasy. Enter the world of Starside, where swords wield magic and power is not inherited...but claimed.
Hundreds of years ago, a brutal war split a land in two. Starside is the realm of magic and immortalsâthe descendants of the gods, living in a power-rich paradise. Stormside is where mortals fight for scraps of that magic.
Every fifty years, the gates between them open, and fifty challengers are allowed to journey across Starside on a deadly quest to access a pool of magic that can heal, grant wealth, or extend life. Everyone has their reasons for entering, but Aris has only one: vengeance. As a child, a goddess set fire to her village, killing her family. Aris isnât after the godsâ magicâsheâs going to kill them.
First, she must survive the Culling, the kingâs deadly competition to choose the fifty challengers most likely to survive. In this world, battles are not just won by skill...but also by the strength of oneâs metal. An orphaned blacksmithâs apprentice, Aris doesnât have the superior weapons of the challengers from the Great Houses. But the greatest swordsâones that contain powerâare not inherited or bought, they are claimed, by both sides. And when Aris claims a great sword, it makes her not just a real competitorâbut a target.
Surviving the Culling is only the beginning. Starside is deadlier than it seems. If the ancient creatures, magic-wielding beasts, and bloodthirsty immortals werenât dangerous enough, a new peril has even immortals fearing what rises from the ground at night. With a blade most would kill to claim, Aris canât trust anyone. Especially not Harlan Raker, the merciless and mysterious kingâs guard who betrayed her years agoâand who may now be the key to her survival.
But Aris is hiding a secret tied to her familyâs death. And when itâs revealed, not even the gods will be able to stop whatâs comingâŚ
So with the Release of the new Lightlark Spinoff book, Grim and Oro: Dueling Crowns Edition (A Lightlark Saga Deluxe Companion Book) (aside, I didn't think a title could be any more of a mouthful, it should have just been something like "Lightlark: Dueling Crowns"), I decided to make a little Prediction Bingo. Some of these I'm sure are are guaranteed to happen, but others are probably more of a stretch.
Though unfortunately I think from precedent I donât think that would ever happen. It might be accidental result because all characters that arenât Isla or Grim are 1 dimensional af, but any representation feels like Aster is just checking a mandatory box to get that queer representation label. It seems like it is about as important as their hair color because it has barely and impact on their character at all. Of the three confirmed queer characters, 0/3 are actually in a relationship and 2/3 have committed to not perusing one. Also to now think of it, even extending this to every straight character as well, and I canât recall if anyone in this story is actually in a relationship outside of the main love triangleâŚSo accidental Ace representation I guess??? This is probably again a result of poor world building and neglecting anything besides the main three, but I kinda think itâs funny itâs kinda an indirect result of it.
So with the Release of the new Lightlark Spinoff book, Grim and Oro: Dueling Crowns Edition (A Lightlark Saga Deluxe Companion Book) (aside, I didn't think a title could be any more of a mouthful, it should have just been something like "Lightlark: Dueling Crowns"), I decided to make a little Prediction Bingo. Some of these I'm sure are are guaranteed to happen, but others are probably more of a stretch.
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Updating the meme since the last two âexclusiveâ Crowntide covers are out. I guess I was just too ambitious with the target special edition because itâs just a deeper purple. Maybe in person itâs gonna be different. Also they just straight up Ctl+C Ctl+ V the B&N edition (even same ISBN, diff sticker) for Indigo books. Not the end of the world since no B&N in Canada I guess but itâs weird with the âexclusive editionâ sticker on there.
My personal theory with the Indigo edition is that the preorders are lower then expected so they are trying to unload the remaining stock elsewhere
This is absolutely "when pigs fly" territory, but my god I'd love to see a sundance rejects adaptation of Lightlark. (If you haven't seen any look up Internet Historian's adaptation of My Immortal.)
Lol yeah that would be fun to watch. Love the My Immortal Sundance rejects video
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