Definetly Not A Bunch Of Owls In A Trench Coat

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

i. am so small.

Literally something out of Scooby Doo

horses made me transgender

Assigned female at barn

assigned horse girl

I missed the last one entirely because I was too focused on “weak jeans”

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

oatmeal :)

OATMEAL!!!!

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth