Anyway...

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

thank god tom cruise doesn’t believe in therapy or else he might go and fix whatever is wrong with him and then we wouldn’t get shit like him running up and down and around the burj khalifa in crystal clear imax

Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text

they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

my friends i have to tell you that i remember racing home from school the day our goddess and savior kate mulgrew was to be on the rosie o'donnell show, and yes indeed i had pre-loaded a vhs tape to record the blessed event, and it fulfilled my every hope and dream, and my god is it any wonder i’m this gay.

Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened