dragons & vagabonds

It’s always funny how much the dragons fuss and worry over the eggs until the second they hatch and then they are filled with disgust and contempt for the dragonet. Like bruh why are you beefing with a newborn

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Rereading throne of jade and black powder war and I forgot just how much of John Granby's job as 1st Lieutenant was to keep Lawrence from getting himself killed by running headlong into dangerous situations

I love how in synch Laurence and Tharkay are while being so different and I think it's very powerful that even the spy reveal doesn't shake Laurence's trust in him and doesn't affect their relationship. BUT I am weak, and I do love it when their fight actually they should have fought more BPW is delicious in that way. That whole "I think you like to be doubted" conversation they have *chef's kiss*