A Separate Peace

Sara and josh have a fake rivalry

“Oh your show from last season closed? Mine from 2 seasons ago is still on broadway!”

Camera pans to Lin Manuel Miranda for no other reason than to show he came

Literally no mention of last year to avoid discussing a certain host

Someone mentions trump in their acceptance speech

Tina Fey tries to make her acceptance speech both funny and serious and fails

Micheal Arden gets snubbed (again)- bonus if the show someone other than him (again)

Bette Middler is there

Andrew Garfield Spider-Man joke

A grown adult telling a spongebob joke they don’t understand

Hamilton joke 

Either a joke about jumpsuit Elsa, Frozen 2 or the magical set

Andy Mientus and Michael Arden are cute

One of the famous artists who wrote a song for Spongebob shows up and a host is like “believe it or not they wrote a song for spongebob!” and the audience has to pretend to be shocked

A Dear Evan Hansen joke we don’t want but kind of deserve

A host uses modern slang or references like in mean girls

Everyone: *hates hanschen and calls him a manipulative asshole and a slut* 

Me:

the bittersweet between my teeth: a fanmix for john knowles’ a separate peace

i. born to die- lana del rey | ii. the only place- best coast | iii. the boy with the thorn in his side (the smiths cover)- modal roberts junior | iv. young blood- the naked and famous | v. viva la vida- coldplay | vi. charlie boy- the lumineers | vii. never let me go- florence + the machine | viii. summertime sadness- lana del rey |