Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh....

yall won't be laughing when the queen pulls out the moonlight greatsword and stands up straight

good work team lets hit the showers. lets hit the showers guys. lets get in the showers. are you guys coming in the showers with me

babygirl i can trans genders that don’t even exist yet

my preferred pronouns are withheld by the CIA and housed at undisclosed locations across america

Your name is worms?

technically it's WORMS but i respond to worms too

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

this post has a kill count

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

absolute funniest thing that capcom ever did was establish an intimidating and antagonistic rival at the top of his field in the first ace attorney and then in the sequel reveal that he’s actually the soft bitch of the family and his extremely powerful little sister is coming to beat the shit out of you

insted of the ship list or whtever at the end of the year tumblr should compile the 100 most blocked users

saying how you feel will never ruin a REAL connection