A Very Angry Tissuebox

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

Is Dude Gender Neutral is just Is Christmas Secular for gender. no, it's not gender/religiously neutral. yes, you can personally interact with it in a non-gendered/christian fashion. yes, it is an asshole move to insist it's neutral to someone who isn't a man/doesn't practice christianity. yes, people who aren't men/don't practice christianity can do the thing without compromising their identities. are we done yet

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

There are 1 million crying babies here and i cant do anyrhing about it

Travelling on public transport without headphones summons screaming babies. It is inevitable

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

You'd think fandom communities would be more sympathetic to webcomics whose update schedules slow to a crawl in the home stretch, given how many of us have multi-part fanfics where we've been "getting around to" finishing and posting the final chapter since 2017.