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Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

drunkenlemur

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

tickletipsworld

they are taking me to the slaughter house

ravioliet

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

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crimegoku

Capulets vs Montagues

magicalgirlmindcrank

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

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natequarter

Is Dude Gender Neutral is just Is Christmas Secular for gender. no, it's not gender/religiously neutral. yes, you can personally interact with it in a non-gendered/christian fashion. yes, it is an asshole move to insist it's neutral to someone who isn't a man/doesn't practice christianity. yes, people who aren't men/don't practice christianity can do the thing without compromising their identities. are we done yet

not100bees

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#8.2% cider

wordfather

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

dogpuppy

lamptooth

Just got on a train and realised i forgot my headphones

lamptooth

There are 1 million crying babies here and i cant do anyrhing about it

averyangrytissuebox

Travelling on public transport without headphones summons screaming babies. It is inevitable

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mapleejay

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

mapleejay

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

Man discusses Hegelian Dialectics at drinks. Asked to leave pres

#a tissue for your thoughts #there are philosophy students and Philosophy Students #if you can't tell the difference you are the later

prokopetz

You'd think fandom communities would be more sympathetic to webcomics whose update schedules slow to a crawl in the home stretch, given how many of us have multi-part fanfics where we've been "getting around to" finishing and posting the final chapter since 2017.

noknowshame

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

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charl0ttan

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

charl0ttan

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

charl0ttan

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

yuriartillery

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

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