Svensk katt

hello beautiful perverts who follow me it's my birthday tomorrow so as usual i humbly request that you jack one off in my honour and do not participate in no nut november. thank you

Ugh you say this every year 😒

No number November.

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

Yeah I’m cool! 😎

Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass

Vampire

Preview???

Dess sounding ass. When are we gonna talk about the real victim of the crash!

It’s a spectrum. I believe you’re talking bout stockholm people but the closer you get to the Norwegian border the better the cursing

If I was evil I would get a realistic mannequin that's exactly my size and passably looks like me from a distance, and occasionally dress it up in my clothes, pose it on the balcony, and just leave it there all day. For as long as nobody sees me take or leave it, they can just wonder how and why the fuck does that one neighbour occasionally spend 16 hours just sitting or standing at the balcony, in the exact same position all day, without moving a limb.

The finnish word for car is "auto". The swedish word for car is "bil". Nobody knows who got the "mo".

The cows obviously

Honestly deserved celebration

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

Most of those products does make them gay still.

Health tip, eight glasses of milk a day hurt you

I’ve never seen glass made out of milk but I can’t imagine it being good for you