Catching Stars

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

What’s in his ass

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

Oh my god?

you’ve got a friend in me

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

this video cured my depression

My favorite Christmas song

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

ya fuckin space slice

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

I want me some TROPIWE titties too!

STOP THIS