Sure. Fine. Whatever.

brunch is only available when breakfast and lunch kiss

would you guys like me more if i said they fuck instead

there should be a carrie barbie that comes with a bucket of blood and everything. i know there might be some concerns from parents but i think the kids would love it.

the doctor just walks around like i’m a slut….i’m a war criminal….i’m so sad…..i put on funny outfits……

I honestly forgot about Doctor Who and had a horrible several seconds of deep concern about your Primary Care Provider

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

Extra-Slut Olive Oil. send post.

rip anakin skywalker you would have hated dune