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Here is the link to the original post.

And here is the post where I first got the idea to do this from.

2012 Loki: A what?

Natasha: I'm telling Melina.

Scott: "Engagement rings"?

Hank: No, the other thing.

Scott: "How to bite a mosquito back"?

Nat:

Nat: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine again?

Steve: We combined tracking you based on the direction of the wind, and the slight disturbance in the dirt with the ability to follow your line of thought.

Bucky: Really?

Loki: What about our trip to the ark on Lamentis-1? That was about two hours.

Sylvie:

Dr. Strange: What are the options?

Wong:

Shuri: Oh, that's nice of her, brother!

Shuri:

Shuri: Wait- What for? Did something happen?

Jimmy: There it goes.. our last brain cell..

Loki: Okay.

Loki: Wait a second-

Loki: We never tried things my way!

Frigga: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Thor: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh man, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Frigga: Okay, so, were you holding her? Or was your hand like on her back?

Thor: No, actually first they started on her waist. And then, they slid up, so they were in her hair.

Frigga: Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

Jane: And, uh, and then he kissed me.

Darcy: Tongue?

Jane: Yeah.

Darcy: Fabulous!

Jimmy: I mean.. they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like, I understand where you're coming from, but they did very much kill Jesus.

Mantis: Okay.

Peter, throwing a side-glance at Rocket: Except for the ones already here of course.

Loki: You're right..

Mobius: *Sighs in relief*

Loki, whispering: It's the question.

Mobius: Wait, what?

Loki, bolting away: And the answer is YES!