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What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

Since it is too late for me to be a student at a gothic old boarding school who  solves mysteries with her eclectic group of friends, I will instead settle for becoming that eccentric and mysterious teacher who speaks in riddles and holds private candle-lit seminars about history and poetry and philosophy, teaching students the school’s secret passages and guiding them in their adventures.

why is this so funny 

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

Que weno

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

Can i be bathtub ?

CARRESS THE KITTY YOU ASSHOLE