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Let us celebrate the first day of Halloween with our Lord and savior, Tim Curry

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Prison Break, Season 1: Michael Scofield has 5 months to break his brother out of a prison he helped design.
Prison Break, Season 3: Michael Scofield has 7 days to break an agent of the company out of a prison he's currently in.
Prison Break, The Final Break: Michael Scofield has 3 days to break his wife out of a prison he's never been in before.
Prison Break, Season 53: Michael Scofield has 1 hour to break Sucre, Mahone, Sara, Lincoln, his son, his barber, and T-bag (who's still around for some reason) out of 7 prisons on different continents.
first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horsesâ tails to stir up dust and make it look like thereâs a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isnât any dust and the enemy can clearly see thereâs like twenty of us all spread out in a line
second day as a second century warlord i bribe a bunch of kids to start singing a nursery rhyme i carefully crafted to spread misinformation and further my strategic ends but they change the lyrics to be about poop and the enemy isnât misdirected at all
third day as a second century warlord i lure my enemy into a narrow valley and send a team of archers to shoot them from the high ground but there was a feral hog napping on the trail up to the overlook and they couldnât decide whether to try and shoot it or just go around and by the time the hog woke up and left on its own the enemy had already passed safely below
fourth day as a second century warlord we attempt to join a battle on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy heâs fighting have really similar names and itâs finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now weâre stuck with this total loser of a liege lord, because how the fuck do you explain that after a battle?
fifth day as a second century warlord and some sort of wizard wanders into camp, my loser liege lord wants to execute him for being a wizard but i convince him to let the wizard stay, because i want to do more weather-based strategies and iâm pretty sure having a camp wizard can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the wizard steals half the treasury and my liege lordâs wife and leaves
sixth day as a second century warlord my loser liege lord sends me to reinforce a city heâs taken, but in the confusion of leaving i forgot to take the token that would have gotten us into the city, so my men have to wait outside the city walls for like eight hours while i ride back to get it
seventh day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord finally joins me in the city, it turns out heâs actually a pretty cool guy, and he isnât even that mad at me for letting the wizard steal his wife. i decide to shoot my shot but iâm really nervous and keep on stalling because what if i mess up our relationship and by extension jeopardize the security of my men, and eventually he just says goodnight and goes back to his room, where an assassin is in the process of setting up to kill him
eighth day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord tells me to fake defect to his rival warlord, the one i originally wanted to ally with, to find out if he was the one who sent the assassin and why. but my whole way over to the rival warlord iâm worried that this has something to do with the wizard thing or how awkward i made it last night
ninth day as a second century warlord i try to tactfully ask my fake liege lord if he sent the assassin to kill my loser liege lord and it turns out the idea of using assassins never occurred to him, but now that iâve suggested it heâs really into it. in order to save my loser liege lord i volunteer to be the one to kill him
tenth day as a second century warlord on my way back to my loser liege lordâs city i realize i wonât be able to collect my men from my fake liege lord until i bring back my loser liege lordâs head. this would have been a great thing to think of before i got myself in this situation. i go back to my loser liege lord and ask him to rescue my men, and he tells me that if he could sack my fake liege lordâs camp he already would have. that doesnât change the fact that my men are still trapped. theyâre prisoners, even. i go back to my room to sulk
eleventh day as a second century warlord i find a little caged pigeon in the rafters of my loser liege lordâs room and deduce it belonged to the assassin. without asking permission or telling my loser liege lord goodbye i let the pigeon loose and follow it north. donât ask what i was doing in my loser liege lordâs room. itâs not important
twelfth day as a second century warlord i disguise myself as a wizard and enter the camp of the coalition leader the pigeon led me to. in the middle of my little sleight of hand performance i make eye contact with the coalition leaderâs second-in-command. ITâS THE WIZARD THAT STOLE MY LOSER LIEGE LORDâS WIFE. after the banquet i corner the fake wizard and ask him what the fuck is going on and he just says âwouldnât you like to knowâ and leaves. i donât know what to say to that so i just let him go
thirteenth day as a second century warlord iâm honestly so sick of not knowing whatâs going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the womenâs area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lordâs wife is. i ask her what sheâs doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leaderâs formationâs weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poemâs significance. she shares the first couplet with me but iâm discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesnât need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, itâs the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme
fourteenth day as a second century warlord i go back to my loser liege lord and tell him everything, urging him to join with my fake liege lord to attack the coalition leader according to the weaknesses in the nursery rhyme. he tells me frankly that he doesnât trust me anymore. i ask him to execute me if thatâs really true, because i canât bear to live if i canât protect him and i canât protect my men. he agrees to attack the coalition leader
fifteenth day as a second century warlord. due to the information in the nursery rhyme, and thanks to my loser liege lord reminding me of the weather conditions multiple times while planning our battle strategy, our alliance carries the day. my loser liege lord gets his wife back. my men tell me that our fake liege lord actually treated them really well and theyâd like to stay with him if i donât mind. i do mind, now that neither the men i love nor the man i love have any use for me, but i donât tell them that
sixteenth day as a second century warlord iâm preparing to leave to i donât know where, maybe to try to become a wizard for real, when my loser liege lord stops me and asks me where iâm going. he says he had hoped i would continue to work as his advisor. i was unaware i was his advisor in the first place. i agree, and he tells me heâs truly honored to have me in his service at last. he has known i am a rare and talented man with a strategic intelligence far above his ever since the day he witnessed me tying branches to my horsesâ tails in six inches of mud, and could not for the life of him figure out why
putting a show nobody cares about on your dash. i was born to do this.
Well I guess my brain is still leaking Murderbot thoughts:
It occurs to me that no one in the Preservation crew is a social worker, therapist, health aide, or in any other helping profession. They're scientists, with a side of public servant in Mensah's case. Pin-Lee could be described as a public-interest lawyer, broadly, but they seem more oriented to corporate litigation than, say, working as a public defender.
Which is to say: it's easy to forget, since they're so eager to help, but taking in traumatized people from Corporation Rim isn't actually what the Preservation crew is good at. It's actually them going outside their specialties and their knowledge bases. As far as we know, Gurathin forms the entirety of their experience with that kind of thing.
I think it's easier to soften on all their missteps when you think of them as a bunch of scientists and a litigator who only have 15% of an idea of what to do in this kind of situation.
Like, I get that maybe Arada rushed off to print nice soft clothes for SecUnit when it wasn't able to talk much, but she could have said that it's a temporary outfit and asked SecUnit to pick out the next one. She's from a world where everyone makes their own clothes. It niggles.
Same goes for the way MB was left to stand around while the negotiations with various corporations happened in the next room. Normally MB loves being left alone! More Sanctuary Moon time, yay! But this time it had just been through an unbelievable amount of horrible shit, and no one even asked it about that.
MB even said "we can talk about it," which is about as direct a request as it's going to make, but they were all so caught up in relief at its memories being restored they didn't get what it was actually saying.
But if there's anything we've seen of this crew, it's that they're capable of learning. I can't wait to see where that takes us next season.

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Absolutely fantastic acting choice to have Gurathinâs first full, unguarded smile be at Murderbot with his offer of friendship. Everything up to that point has tight-lipped and wry, self-deprecating, a there-and-gone-again twitch that doesnât reach the eyes. That smileâas brief as it wasâwas like a sunrise and it made the culmination of their arc all the more beautiful.
Have you considered that Murderbot needs to check the perimeter?
Because that's what it did as Security, obviously. And how it gets out of uncomfortable situations.
But metaphorically, it needs to find where its new boundaries are. How far it can go, who it is without the artificial boundaries of the Company. You know, the perimeter.
In the "governor module vs. no governor module" debate, I'm considering a secret third option: governor module, but MB has become at least partially ungovernable.
I need to rewatch the strike scene and see what status messages were shown there, but as far as I recall MB wasn't being punished by the module when it glitched and stopped hitting people. Like it was malfunctioning so badly it couldn't even be interpreted by the software as disobedience.
Or I suppose that there's option 3b, which is that the glitching refusal to be an unthinking tool of violence damaged the module to some extent. So many possibilities!
The changes they made for the show for the final episode of Murderbot are heartbreaking in the best way. Spoilers for the finale under the cut
In the book, things go pretty straight from MB getting knocked out by the blast to the PresAux team buying it's contract and it wakes up somewhere safe.
But the show, leaning so hard into "no, this is corporate property. Wipe it to factory default and replace the faulty parts. March it out to intimidate and brutalize striking workers, then melt it down when it glitches out again (due to trauma from the last time it was forced to murder civilians because that can't truly be wiped from memory)." Watching MB pull a gun on Ratthi. Watching it helplessly ping other secunits in the acid room. This is what it was built for, this is what anyone with the right equipment can force it to do.
Of COURSE it ran. Even if the PresAux team promised everything would be safe and they'd look after it from now on, MB is one legal loophole or combat override away from having that happen again.
It doesn't want anyone telling it what to do again, even people it likes. Because it's always one order or code bundle away from losing itself again. It needs to figure out what happened at the Ganaka pit. It needs to remove the backdoors that it was exploited by in the past. (It needs to meet an asshole research transport and have its data port detached in some friendly cosmetic surgery)
Anyway don't mind me I'm crying about a Secunit off to explore the perimeter
God, you can really tell what ART means in book 2 when it says that Murderbot walks like a Secunit, even when itâs disguised as an augmented human in the last episode. SkarsgĂĽrd does SUCH a good job on showing that stiff, sharp body language and movement even when Murderbotâs dressed in clothes that make it otherwise indistinguishable from the dozens of regular and augmented humans moving around it in the transport center.

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'Murderbot's David Dastmalchian Explains Gurathin's Shocking Finale Decision: "He Is Willing To Risk His Own Life"
(bit of a clickbait title if you ask me. then again, it is collider)
But yeah, here's David talking about Gurathin's nail polish.
[Collider] You see where the little changes are made in adaptation. One of the biggest is the makeup of the Preservation Alliance team. In terms of specific traits, however, I was delighted to see that your black nail polish was part of Gurathinâs character. Was that a conscious choice to include, or were you getting ready, and then the team was like, âWhat if we just keep it?â
DASTMALCHIAN: The latter. I showed up in Toronto to do a fitting and some hair and makeup tests. By the way, can we give a major shout-out to how incredible the costume design is in this show? Our designer is brilliant. Our production design, brilliant. Our cinematography, brilliant. It's just so well done. So, for hair and makeup, they saw the pictures of me in the costumes, and this wonderful team of hair and makeup artists were having a conversation, and they said to Paul and Chris, âWhat do you think about for Gura, what would that represent at this time in this world, and somebody coming out of maybe Corporation Rim, what does it represent in 2025, but what does it mean in that world?â Gura is such a highly specific figure who is so cerebral.
I was so excited when they said, âWe really love the idea of you being introduced and having really well-manicured, done nails.â Then, as we go on this journey and Gura is pushed through the experience of being out on this remote planet, far out in the far reaches of the galaxy, on this really intense adventure, physical threat, and the stuff heâs going to go through, and you just see the nails slowly chipping away over the course of the season. So, if you're paying attention to that kind of stuff, you'll notice that they just get more and more and more frayed, and end up being a kind of interesting metaphor for the breakdown of Guraâs exterior polished veneer and protection.
https://www.avclub.com/murderbot-recap-season-1-episode-10-the-perimeter Murderbot recap: season 1, episode 10: The Perimeter
Murderbot ends on notes of melodrama and melancholy
Itâs that sequence, for me, that helps sell the conclusion here. Mensah and the rest of PresAux mean well, of course. When they dismiss the resurrected Murderbotâs requests for its armor, itâs because they donât want it to need it; when Mensah informs the construct that sheâll legally be its guardian when they bring it home to Preservation Alliance, itâs intended with love. But it is, still, a curtailing of free will, one that comes part and parcel with any reliance on others, or assimilation into a community. And Murderbot has just had the need to own its free will underlined in triplicate. Gurathin gives it the best sellâand it would have to be Gurathin; the episode is so clearly aching for one last SkarsgĂĽrd/Dastmalchian collaboration that thereâs a palpable sense of relief when itâs Gura who comes stepping out of the shadows as Murderbot prepares to disappear out into the galaxy at large. The warmth in this ensuing scene is beautiful, both actors moving mountains with half-smiles and quiet implications. These two characters have spent the entire season bristling at all the ways they fall in parallel; seeing Gurathin grasp that connection for what it is, to say âI did it, and so can you,â is genuinely heartwarming. And so, in its way, is his quiet, solemn yielding when Murderbot tells him it âneeds to check the perimeter,â SkarsgĂĽrd, stripped of all armor and artifice, nakedly emoting in a way this show has rarely let him. This has, with all due respect to Dumezweni and Mensah, been the showâs most riveting, fascinating relationship: Itâs fitting that itâs Gurathin who receives the closest thing MB can deliver to a âgoodbye,â as it seeks to find out who it is, before it can accept the burdens and beauties of âhome.â
You know what Murderbot made me think about, weirdly enough? Marie Kondo. Part of what she teaches is that the objects in your life matter.
When you fold laundry, fold each piece according to its particular shape. Check it for holes or stains or signs of wear, so you can care for it. When you're trying to clear out clutter and decide that an object no longer has a place in your life, say thank you for what it did give you before you throw it away. Maybe having less stuff is okay if each piece of that stuff has more thought and care put into it.
It's the absolute opposite of the Corporation's philosophy of selling as much cheap shit as they can get away with as quickly as possible so it can be thrown out and they can sell more cheap shit. It's a lot closer to how the Preservation team moves through the world.
They make their own clothes and jewelry. They paint their habitat, which early MB snidely dismisses as defacing it for aesthetic purposes. They fill the standard-issue interior with textiles and plants.
This stuff came up in my mind because of Gurathin's visit to his old dealer, and the way this man who lives in a sad apartment block is convinced Gurathin must be having a hard time of it outside Corporation Rim, on some "podunk planet." The way he obviously sold out his colleague so he could get that Level 3 clearance and afford that apartment in the first place.
And of course, there's our repeated peeks into how SecUnits are built, maintained, and used: with utter contempt and lack of care, from beginning to end, not just towards the SecUnits but towards other humans, as well. They're all objects to be used for profit. They're all trash.
The strikers in the finale looked poor and working-class - they weren't the Gurathins or the SecUnit techs of this world. The scientists and engineers are the ones scrambling for scraps, shitting on each other for the amazing prize of maybe finishing out their indentures or getting that precious Level 3 clearance.
The strikers are being paid in food. They don't even have the capitalist promise of material comfort to keep them going - just the threat of starvation if they stop.
The Gurathin we meet at the start of the season still has traces of that CR sneer, though he's trying to get better. And then MB comes along, a representation of everything Gurathin loathes about the Rim. The object to be treated with contempt.
But as we see over and over again, MB and Gurathin are the same person. The way Gurathin treats MB is the way he treats himself. So to see MB as a person, to hold all of it inside his mind in all its fullness - that was Gurathin seeing himself as a person too. He wasn't a contemptible object. No one is.
Again and again, we see humans spitting on constructs, harassing and assaulting them, forcing them into humiliating acts, all to feel like they're somehow in control and powerful. But it's not the constructs who are lessened by those actions - it's the humans. And the way they treat the objects in their lives is the way they treat themselves.
If you think everything is rancid disposable trash, baby, you are, too. But there are other ways to be. The corporate spy can be a trusted friend. The cheap-ass prefab habitat can be beautiful. Maybe your local transport bot would appreciate some premium quality entertainment. And maybe you're actually a person, and you should live like one.
"You need to check the perimeter."
Man I'm still thinking about Gurathin that last ep. Imagine your friends desperately trying to save someone you know is lost. Imagine they don't listen to you when you tell them this person is not the person they were before. Imagine you never once liked this person. Now imagine holding everything that made that person a person inside you, so overwhelmingly full of this person it's making you physically sick, bringing that person back. And everyone is so happy and ready to give that person a life with them. With you. And you're ready for that too. You want that too. And then that person, who you never liked or trusted, who you've held inside you and who has held you back, who you know and who knows you in a way nobody else would fully get, tries to leave in the middle of the night, and you try to reassure it that it has a place with all of you, you all get it. You get it. But it tells you it needs to go and learn what kind of person it is. Alone. And you know that because you know it. And you accept that. And that person who you never liked and never trusted and held to bursting inside of you leaves. And you don't know if you'll ever see it again

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Fine. Something about how it was Sanctuary Moon that saved Murderbot. Something something our passions make us who we are, something something the mortifying ideal of being known, you understand.
I saw a post where someone mentioned being bummed that the PresAux team would not be in season 2 of The Murderbot Diaries, and it started me thinking about how they could make that happen and still follow the books.
They could add bits of what PresAux is doing while Murderbot investigates what happened at Ganaka Pit (and since I read in an interview that they might do more than one book for season 2, the investigation on Milu as well). It wouldn't have to be every episode (unless they wanted to đ).
So we would still get PresAux as a part of Murderbot's story, and it sets up the reunion/rescue in Exit Strategy.